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Mamas Don't Murf
by Dawn L Doig   
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Category:  Children
Publisher: Pen It! Publications

ISBN-10:  1950454843

Type: Fiction

Pages: 30

Copyright: 
April 16, 2020
ISBN-13: 9781950454846

Price: $2.99 (eBook)


Ever wonder if mother's 'cut the cheese' or have 'bottom thunder'? Murf is fart by another name.

Babies murf. Boys murf. Animals murf. Daddies murf. Is it true that mamas don't murf? How can that be so? Read along as one little boy unravels the answer to this mystery. 

Excerpt

Not everyone knows what a murf is. Before I could talk or even took my first step, I knew what a murf was. Babies murf all the time. It makes everyone giggle and point and say, “Oh aren’t you just the cutest little thing?!” The baby usually blows raspberries in response. Someone picks up the baby and puts their nose right in the middle of the baby’s bottom to check if it was a murf or something else, and then they take a peek just to be sure. You get the picture? But the one thing we all know without question? Mamas don’t murf.


Professional Reviews

Funny and laugh out loud
Its a cute funny laugh out loud book. I am sure many of us can identify with the family where Moms dont do anything considered vulgar. Its just the way Moms are. Recommend the book for a cute laughter with your kids.

Funny but Educational
This story is so beautiful and funny at the same time. I remember growing up knowing that some dads believed mommy's dont fart. I used to be lieve it also.
This book will explain further. Every daycare should have this lovely book.


Funny book
This is a silly fun book. Murf is to fart. And the f-word is fart. It might be a bit long for a read aloud, but young readers will enjoy the funny pictures and will certainly giggle after each page turn.


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