Category:  Humor Publisher: PG Animal WORKS Inc. ISBN-10:  0969868405 Type: Fiction Pages: 208 Copyright: 1996 An introduction to Howe Street: Rules for the aspiring promoter "The Dead Cat Bounce is a humourous look at the stock market.  However the lessons derived from the Dead Cat are applicable to people in all walks of life.  The Dead Cat Bounce should be required reading for anyone aspiring to adulthood."                         Frankly Speaking Pre-dates the Crash of '08.  But tells you all you need to know about why the crash happened. Written by the reknowned market guru Duck Savage. Available only by private order.  Write to:  ducksavage.gmail.com. Excerpt Useful promoter terms: The stock's going to the moon. They blew us out. There are more sellers than buyers. Don't ask any questions, just buy the stock. The word on the street is.... Hang in. They're just shaking out the market.

The Promotor
Every paragraph is elegantly written. The entire book is permeated with wisdom, insight, and a sense of the terrible tyranny of Howe Street.

Investors Guide to the Market
Sharp, punctillious, impressive ...nearly perfect.

Moose Jaw Plain Dealer
If J.P. Morgon were around, the only writer he would be reading with complete approval would be Duck Savage.