PS: I'm not amused by reviews by people that haven't read what they're reviewing or know that words have multiple meanings. And if that bothers you, remember the original title of this was 'The Taming of the Pussy'.
Ava has found a charming, smart, and, one day, rich man she wants that has a big problem: his useless brother Wesley that his father wants rid of. But before anyone would take him, he has to be whipped into shape, and Ava knows just the woman for the job in this farce that would make Shakespeare laugh in his grave.
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“Uh, Dad.” Tim leaned forward and put his elbows on the table. “Wesley is going on a date tomorrow, can I get out of the house, too?”
Tony's eyes widened. “Hell, yeah, boy. You can do whatever you want as long as the bastard is out of the house. Get out there and grab life by the tits!”
“Dad, that's a bit...Trump.”
“Then rape it to death with a bayonet and drag it down the street in victory!”
“And that's too Clinton.”
Tony slammed his fist down on the table, making everyone jump. “Dammit, boy! Get in line with the two party, Capitalist system! Democracy is for Communists!” His phone beeped again. He grabbed it and stood up. “Let's see what pussy ass rights group is bitching now.”
Tony and the suited man left the room again.
Tim turned to Ava and they stared into each others eyes for a moment before he spoke. “Tomorrow then?”
Ava giggled and blushed. “Just let me know when.”
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
