Kia can’t imagine why her cousin Mala left planet Nerak - utterly perfect in an ever-so-slightly boring kind of way - to go in search of Earth men.
Kia can’t imagine why her cousin Mala left planet Nerak - utterly perfect in an ever-so-slightly boring kind of way - to go in search of Earth men. At least, not until she meets a virile, muscular human intent on rescuing her (how quaint!) from a bar brawl. And while at first Kia just wants undercover cop Nick Scericino to help locate her cousin...well, it would be a shame to come all this way without finding out whether everything really is bigger in Texas...
Nick knows trouble when he sees it. And right now, trouble is sitting at the bar - black-clad, sexy as hell, and about to mess up his sting operation to take down some Russian mobsters. Could she have mafia connections? Kia’s certainly not like any woman he’s known - flat out demanding sex, and following through with a sensational romp that leaves his mind blown and world rocked. Other options: a) she’s crazy, or b) she’s not kidding about being an alien. In which case, he’s in even deeper trouble. Because the only thing worse than falling wildly in lust with someone who’s not playing with a full holodeck is the thought that she’ll soon be leaving for a galaxy far, far away...
Excerpt
Nick started laughing. “Sam put you up to this, didn’t he?
What are you supposed to do? Call him up and tell him I fell for your alien story?” He strode behind the bar and into the kitchen and opened the fridge.
“I didn’t know Sam before tonight,” Kia said.
He grabbed a beer and twisted the cap off and tossed it into the trash as he turned back around. “Okay, there for a minute I did start to wonder. You had me going with the disappearing lamp. How’d you do that?”
He raised the longneck to his lips. There was a light thump on the bottom and the beer disappeared. He was left with puckered lips but no bottle.
Okay, now that wasn’t funny. It’d been his last one. There was an unwritten law you didn’t mess with a man's last beer.
His eyes narrowed.
Sam had really outdone himself. This was no local magician. Nope, she was damn good—in more ways than one.
“I’m not sure when your things will return, but they will. This is a phazer. It’s not meant to harm, only to give someone time to get control of her emotions. On Nerak, where I’m from, we no longer have weapons that destroy.”
“So why didn’t you use it on the biker in the bar?” Answer that one, babe!
“There were too many people around. It’s not wise that others know I’m from another planet.”
He frowned. Good answer. But he still wasn’t buying that she was some sort of alien from another planet.
“Sorry, lady, you’ll have to give me more proof than a little black box.”
“Your penis will also fall off in the morning because we had sex.”
He grabbed his crotch, the color draining from his face. “You’re joking, right?”
She smiled. “My sisters say I don’t have a sense of humor. I think I have a very good one.”
She sighed.
“Of course it won’t fall off. But don’t you find it strange that you refuse to believe my weapon is from another planet but yet you’ll accept that your penis will fall off?”
He frowned. “That’s not what I was thinking.” He quickly moved his hands away from his crotch.
Professional Reviews
Tammy, Fallen Angel Reviews.
"Cosmic Sex is a hilarious and sexy story that I absolutely loved!...Author Karen Kelley has created a tale spiced with equal amounts of action, mystery, and humor that flows together so smoothly, you’re at the last page before you realize how much time has passed. The witty dialog between the characters is great and just adds another layer to make Cosmic Sex a book that is not to be missed!"
Nannette, Joyfully Reviewed.
"Cosmic Sex is a highly entertaining story full of fun and romance. It’s also intensely sensual and erotic. I adore Kia. She is innocent and sweet and yet very seductive and Nick is incredibly sexy and gorgeous. I really enjoyed Cosmic Sex and I Joyfully Recommend it!"
Jennifer Madsen, Romantic Times,
Romantic Times 4 Stars! “…Kia's alien perception of men, love and relationships will have women everywhere laughing and nodding their heads. The comedy of errors, cameos by old characters and mind-blowing sex all add up to a great read.”
