Laced with the street lore and humour of South London, "I Ain’t 'Aving That" will bring a constant smile to every reader’s lips
Martin Rogers is definitely not one of life's winners. In fact, he seems to stumble from one crisis to another. But he isn't a loser either – for here's someone who simply won't stand for the s**t the world throws at him.
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One man's fight against the system
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Watch out, Lads, he's got a Twig!
Martin Rogers has a unique way of looking at things and seems to have a knack of being in the wrong place at the wrong time. When he thinks someone has treated him unfairly, instead of just complaining and moving on, he does something about it! I recently received a parking ticket, but the sign was covered with a Christmas decoration, so I didn't see it. Normally, I'd complain about it and pay the fine, but I thought about Martin and said, "I Ain't `aving That!" I took a picture of the sign on my cell phone and went to court. They dismissed the case! I was amazed!
I heard about this book on Robert Elms BBC London Radio, I bought my book from Amazon as it was a bit cheaper than the books website. I couldnt stop laughing and the story lines are real and original.
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