A wonderful, humorous, compilation of true stories from parents across America of cute comments their little ones have made. A short modern version of 'Kids say the Darndest Things'
This book is a collection of stories and photo’s from loving parents across America. This book is from Our Families to Yours. Not all the stories are belly achingly funny. Some have simple humor, some are hilarious, and some are just plain touching. Photos of children will appear throughout the book, some funny, some cute, some ordinary. But they are there to remind you that the words you are reading are out of the mouths of babes. We can easily forget that something that might not seam funny coming from an adult, is quite interesting when a small child says it.How they view the big, bright, curious world around them is fascinating. Don’t you miss the wonderment of being a child? Everything is fresh and new, the world is literally a realm of beauty and opportunity. If we can only catch a glimpse of the feeling once again, we could be a better person for it. As the weight of the world’s responsibilities consumes us, wouldn’t it be nice to sit by a warm fire, relax with some hot cocoa, and crawl into a child’s world for a few.This is the hope I have for my readers, as this is a therapeutic adventure. All these short stories are real and I hope you can grasp it’s innocent beauty, and humor.
Excerpt
Jacklyn, age 4
"But daddy, if mommy has a baby in her tummy...then why is her butt getting so big?"
Sonny, age 3
...."Well, Sonny, I am not just your mommy; I am Heather's mommy, Scotty's mommy, and Colten's mommy." A look of understanding lit up my three year old son's eyes as he responded quite matter of factly,
"Yeah, and your daddy's mommy too!"
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Reviews for "innocent insights...A Children's Gift of Humor & Love-PaperBack"
LOL the things that children say! I'm glad to see that you have it "Out here". My son once said at 3 yrs of age, (right in the middle of church) "Mommy, why is that boy wearing earrings?" I wanted to hide, As it was a little girl with short hair. Keep it up, I love this stuff. JC
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5/5/2001
Sounds like a great book!
good informative blurb, glad to see the chapter available for reading
m j hollingshead
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3/24/2001
If you can't handle honesty, don't get caught talking to a child. They can cut through our artifices like a hot knife through butter. Susie Harrison has caught some of that childish honesty and saved it for us. Thank you Susie, and thanks in advance for Innocent Incites II.
Mike Martin
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3/12/2001
Having two children of my own and growing up in a family of six, I can relate to the excerpts and really enjoyed some "belly-laughs". Whether you have children or not, this is sure to put a smile on your face!
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3/7/2001
I haven't seen a book like this out on the market. I think that Ms. Harrison is capturing a new market. This was so funny, I cried because I was laughing so hard, and I cried because some of the kids say such touching things.
This will sell really well. I'm looking forward to seeing it out on the market.
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