AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Jennifer Miller, iMel Hathorn, iJames Hill, iDiane Hundertmark, iAlexander Shaumyan, iStephen Murray, iDean Cambourakis, iDave Tabler, iJeff Ovall, iEdie Batstone, i

  Home > Humor > Books Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry      Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Earnest Brant Mercer

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Books
· Articles
· Stories
· Blog
· 10 Titles
· 8 Reviews
· Add to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Apr, 2004

Earnest Brant Mercer, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen.


The Misadventures of a Country Boy
by Earnest Brant Mercer   
Books by Earnest Brant Mercer
· Skivvy Girl: The Love of a Post WWII Japanese Pleasure Girl
· A Cabin on Great North Mountain
· Old Yellow Hand    >> View all

See larger image

Amazon
Mercer Books

Category:  Humor
Publisher: PublishAmerica

ISBN-10:  1413739891

Type: Non-Fiction

Pages: 225

Copyright: 
June 1, 2004

This book is about the misadventures the author fell into and escaped from starting on a tenant farm in Alabma, growing up in Florida, serving an enlistment in the U. S. Navy, a 30-year career with IBM, consulting in Asia and Africa, teaching in graduate school and writing.

                    Author’s Biography

                   Earnest Brant Mercer

 

The author was born on a tenant farm in southeastern Alabama in 1932. He migrated with his family in 1935 to central Florida during the height of the Great Depression.  After graduation from Auburndale high school in 1950, he served a four year enlistment in Naval Intelligence during the Korean Conflict. Afterwards he earned a Bachelor of Professional Studies and a Master of Business Administration from Pace University of New York.

 

His career spanned 30 years with IBM Corporation with assignments in Japan, Hong Kong and South Africa.  After retiring, he worked as a consultant to U. S. companies in South Africa, Hong Kong, China, Korea and the Czech Republic. He took a position as an adjunct instructor with Webber International University in the Graduate School of Business.  He was conferred an honorary Doctor of Business Administration for his work there.

Synopsis


 

The Misadventures of  a Country Boy, recounts the, sometimes humorous, sometimes exciting, sometimes insightful experiences of a boy born on a tenant farm who, over 75 years has lived and/or worked in most cultures of the world, experienced the exigencies of a rapidly changing world.  The reader will experience, through the author’s words the fulfillment of a young boy’s dreams and aspirations.  The tale, told in anecdotal format will amuse and sometime amaze the reader as the author gets into and out various challenging situations only to finally achieve all that he has sought.

 

 

 
 


Excerpt

While living in our tenant farm house, my cousin Edith came for a visit. While were playing under the house, she had to pee, so she did. When I saw that she didn't have a "thing" like mine, I was so startled that I nearly knocked myself out on the rafters above. I could not pee without thinking how awful it must be not to have a "thing" like mine. We were three years old.

When Anna Rosenberg, then Assistant Secretary of Defense, visited Yokosuka in 1952, she was appalled at the number of "skivey girls" and their "managers". She ordered the city mayor to "clean up the town so her red-blooded young American servicemen would not be sullied". He complied by borrowing trucks from the Navy, stacking in all the "skivey girls" and "managers" he could round up and hauling them out of town, while the entire Navy contingent cheered and waved from behind the protective fence. Three days later, Ms. Rosenberg left, the "skivey girls" and "managers" came back and the formerly restricted base personnel returned to doing what they were used to doing. Everyone had done his or her job and everyone was happy.


Want to review or comment on this book?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?

Popular Humor Books
  1. Love is a Pretty Girl with a Cape to S
  2. A Reader's Guide to Author's Jargon an
  3. Blöd Ties
  4. What You Should Know About B.A.N.F.F.
  5. The Council
  6. Homer's Ill Iliad and Odd Sea Odyssey
  7. Parody Paradise
  8. The Demon of the Shadows
  9. Moon: The Potato Planting and Blueberr
  10. A Spoonful of Humor
  11. Soldier's Gap
  12. How The West Was Lost
  13. Lake Superior in the Moonlight: Yooper
  14. A Christmas Carol, Jay Dubya
  15. Bayou Halloween
  16. Bygone Days
  17. The Knowledge of The Bearded Clam
  18. Let Freedom Ring (A Cozy Retirement My
  19. A Perfect Fit
  20. 101 Pet Peeves
  21. Pranks in Print
  22. Hiding in the Bayou
  23. Zippa Slept Here
  24. How NOT to Kill the Woman You Love: Yo
  25. Bayou Valentine

Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

A Relief of Doodie: Shtty Stories to Read on the Pot by Jay Horne

Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F  
Member BookAds

Homer's Ill Iliad and Odd Sea Odyssey by Jay Dubya

Homer's Ill Iliad & Odd Sea Odyssey (420 pages) is an adult satire/parody rewrite of the classic stories of the 10 year Trojan War and of the 10 year adventure of Odysseus trying to return home to his native Ithaca.  
Member BookAds

Blöd Ties by Ian Thorpe

Blod Ties - Fantasy, Romance. Romantasy? A bit of whimsy for the weekend. A naive British tourist John Gormley takes a holiday in the ancient, remote kingdom of Perarboria. He does not suspect that his holiday love affair with a local beauty is desti  
Member BookAds