“The Three Scruffy Gruffy Billy Goats” 1
“The Gay Tailor Who Became King” 5
“Bellerophon’s Marathon Adventure” 15
“Goldie Lox and the Three Ursas” 21
“The Emperor’s Invisible Clothes” 27
“Daphne’s Daft Daffiness” 33
“St. George Slays the Dragon” 37
“Petey Rabbit” 43
“Pinocchio’s Problem Personality” 49
“Baucis and Philemon” 55
“Arthur Becomes King of England” 63
“The Wolf and the Seven Lame Lambs” 77
“The Sorcerer’s Un-resourceful Apprentice” 83
“Psyche and Stupid Cupid” 91
“Peter Pansy Does Kensington Gardens” 105
“Atalanta’s Last Race” 113
“Thumbilisa Tumbilina” 121
“Alice Visits Wonderland” 131
“Aladdin’s Little Lamp” 141
Author Jay Dubya goes right to work corrupting familiar children's stories The Three Scruffy Gruffy Billy Goats, The Gay Tailor Who Became King, Petey Rabbit, Thumbilisa Thumbilina, The Emperor's Invisible Clothes and Goldie Lox and the Three Ursas. Several British legends are re-invented with hilarious adult renditions of St. George Slays the Dragon and Arthur Becomes King of England. Greek myths are imaginatively sabotaged with comical presentations of Daphne's Daft Daffiness, Bellerophon's Marathon Adventure, Baucis and Philemon, Psyche and Stupid Cupid and Atalanta's Last Race.
Other popular children's stories that are put into adult parodies are Pinocchio's Personality Problem, The Wolf and the Seven Lame Lambs, The Sorcerer's Un-resourceful Apprentice and Peter Pansy Does Kensington Gardens. Finally Author Jay Dubya presents very amusing renditions of the classic tales Alice Visits Wonderland and Aladdin's Little Lamp. Fractured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II is definitely not written for or to be read by children.