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From the Cornfield Ghetto
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Category:  Humor
Publisher: AuthorHouse

ISBN-10:  1425927491

Type: Fiction

Pages: 118

Copyright: 
2006

A light-hearted collection of short stories and novellas depicting growing up and growing older in rural Indiana - the traditions, paranoia, and resourcefulness of its conservative inhabitants.

A collection of short stories and two novellas:
Woman's Best Friend (contemporary)
An older woman fights intruders with cookies and lemonade (and the help of an unwanted dog and nosy neighbor)in an effort to maintain her solitude.

Novella, The Friendship Caper
(contemporary)
Three older friends replace searching for the best sales and salad bars with
checking out the new man in another friend's life.

Banana Salad (the 50's)
It was pink custard, full of peanuts, bananas and miniature marshmallows. But was it a salad? What was the secret ingredient?

Wash Day Wars (the 50's)
The battle of the clothesline took priority on Monday mornings. Which sister-in-law could prove her homemaking superiority? Or was that really the reason for the competition?

Counting Change (the 50's)
The girl may leave the ghetto, but some traditions stay with her. Sometimes they're even winners.

The Eye and the Serpent (early 1900's)
When Jacob Henry planned a money-making scheme, he didn't intend to turn the town of Barrows Crossing into the joke of Wheeler County, IN. He just wanted money to buy material for new shirts and erase his nickname Patches.


Excerpt

From Banana Salad
I couldn't forget that church supper. As usual, Aunt Tillie warned us that her banana salad was not up to par.
With my usual obnoxious teen-age wisdom, I laughed. "It's not a salad," I informed them. "A salad is not pink.
The women stared. "My husband's niece," Aunt Tillie explained with a tight smile which should have warned me... but my own brilliance lead me to ruin.


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