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Category:
Humor
Publisher: Create Space
ISBN-10: 9781440402777
Type: Non-Fiction
Pages: 258
Copyright: October 1, 2008
ISBN-13: 9781440402777
Celebrity Elect is a racy, fantastical exploration of what would happen if instead of dancing for America, America’s favorite stars would take their advocacy from sound bytes to their announcements, campaigns and in some instances, actually becoming the President of the United States. Charles Barkley, Clint Eastwood, Spike Lee, Whoopi Goldberg, Wil Smith, Alex Baldwin, Oprah, Jack Nicholson, and Tavis Smiley are among those who are satirized.
Celebrity Elect is a racy, fantastical exploration of what would happen if instead of dancing for America, America’s favorite stars would take their advocacy from sound bytes to their announcements, campaigns and in some instances, actually becoming the President of the United States. Charles Barkley, Clint Eastwood, Spike Lee, Whoopi Goldberg, Wil Smith, Alex Baldwin, Oprah, Jack Nicholson, and Tavis Smiley.
Excerpt
Excerpt:
"Disgraced President OJ Simpson addressed the nation from a Clark County jail, Friday night, on the heels of his conviction and fall from grace. “You won’t have the Juice to kick around anymore. But as my last request as President of the United States, I urge Congress to act boldly and pass an immediate bipartisan bailout of my ass —or minimally tell Al Cowlings to bring my Bronco around back. I would like to apologize to the black community for not returning their calls since 1995….but with me teetering on the brink of a depression, it’s important that I, the last remaining President of a superpower, not go out like this. Congress’s failure to act swiftly will result in my long painful residence with a 6’9” semi-transvestite that ran out of money to finish he-she’s operation.”
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