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Have You Hugged A Dork Lately?
by Michael P Clutton   
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Have You Hugged A Dork Lately?
Publisher
Smashwords

Category:  Humor
Publisher: Michael P. Clutton

ISBN-10:  1466334940

Pages: 67

Copyright: 
Sept 12, 2011
ISBN-13: 9781466334946


If you're not able to laugh at yourself, Michael will gladly do it for you. But not until he's done poking fun at himself.

"I'm Probably the Coolest Dork You'll Ever Meet."
 
Taking Dorks to a new level by adding the Cool factor, Have You Hugged A Dork Lately showcases a vast array of tongue-in-cheek quips, snarky one-liners, snappy comebacks and deadpan sarcasm. From defining the species to verbally slapping stupid people - from relationship observations to a personalized Dork Challenge - this playful romp through a maze of word fun is guaranteed to brighten your day.

"Laughter is contagious and I'm trying to start an epidemic."

If you don't have a sense of humor -- get one. And if you're not able to laugh at yourself, Michael will gladly do it for you. But not until he's done poking fun at himself.

"The only way to enjoy this life is to laugh hard and often -- mostly at myself."

Whether you snort, snicker, chuckle, grimace, guffaw, roll your eyes, bite your cheek or bust out with a full blown belly laugh -- you'll feel better after you hug a dork.
 

"If laughter is the best medicine -- let's OD together."



Excerpt

Riding that fine line between nerd never-never land and iconic superstar, a Cool Dork can navigate through the world of humans without acclaim and yet, without repulsing the general population.

We exist among you. We wander the halls of your life, occasionally bouncing off the walls and landing in embarrassing positions. Many of your friends may be closet Dorks. And if you just don't think it's possible -- then the real Dork -- might be you.

Now, your challenge is to be cool about it.


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