Category: Humor Publisher: NormsView Media
ISBN-10: B004HD5VB4
Type: Fiction
Pages: 37
Copyright: Dec 26, 2010
An eBook of humor with 320 one-liners in 5 categories.
320 one-liners in the following categories: Humor of A Random Nature; From the Computer Help Desk; Rulings From the Bench; From the World of Medicine; Life Lessons.
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Samples:
Wouldn’t hockey be much easier to play if they just got rid of the ice and could use their hands instead of sticks?
Since a side effect of most medications is either constipation or diarrhea, why don’t patients get a full refund if they guess right, or double their money back if they get both?
Would you like to become an organ donor if any errors are made in tomorrow’s surgery?
If first time sex is the greatest will it be even better if I practice first?
I’ve heard that computers are full of viruses, bugs and worms. I bet they live in the power supply where it’s nice and warm.
Wouldn’t it be easier to learn more sports if everyone used the same kind of ball?
If God had to make teeth that decay why did he put them where they show when I smile?
Does the law of the jungle work, because all of the lawyers are eaten first?
I’m very interested in purchasing your new computer operating system for home liposuction. Can you assure me that it will arrive in sterile condition, and do you pay shipping for returned fat?
Hello, Dell? This is my first computer. Is it okay if I remove it from the box to see if it works, or will that void the warranty?
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
