Category: Children Publisher: Chimeric Press
ISBN-10: B007XNDRC0
Type: Fiction
Pages: 32
Copyright: April 26, 2012
ISBN-13: 9780984712212
When Stubby Pencil Noodlehead is forced to stand in front of his class to explain why he is late for school every day, the resulting tale is more than the teacher bargained for. Stubby’s story of pirates, pygmies, mastodons, and more, turns classroom order to chaos, and has the teacher begging for him to stop.
Excerpt
A dragon was the first to come, he crawled beneath my bed,
I asked him if he'd kindly try to find a cave instead.
He blew a giant smoke ring then he gave a toothy smile,
I thought that it would be all right to let him stay a while.
Then pirates came at breakfast time and ate up all the toast,
The Captain with the eye patch used his hook to get the most.
They hadn't bathed in ages and I know because they stank,
When I suggested showering they made me walk the plank.
Princess Geneveive has a wonderful home, with humans who love her. She and her humans try to talk to each other but Genevierve dosn't speak human and her humans don't speak dog. Genevieve often wishes she had another dog to talk to.
One day in th
Gemma succeeds in starting a girls' football team at her new school, but bitter rival Tyrone does everything he can to stop the girls playing. So begins a battle of wits between the girls and boys, and also between Gemma and sports teacher, Mrs Lawfo
