Category: Humor Publisher: Bauu Institute
ISBN-10: 1936955105
Type: Non-Fiction
Pages: 186
Copyright: October 15, 2012
ISBN-13: 9781936955107
LAUGHTER MIGHT BE THE BEST MEDICINE, BUT IT'S NOT COVERED BY MEDICARE. SO THIS LITTLE BOOK PROVIDES A LOW-COST, OVER-THE-COUNTER DOSAGE TO CHEER UP (AND/OR TERRIFY) THOSE WHO FIND THEMSELVES ON THE WRONG END OF HEALTH MAINTENANCE. (WHICHEVER THE "WRONG END" MIGHT BE.) SOME OF THE FUNNIEST HUMOR WRITERS ON THE SCENE TODAY SHARE THEIR STORIES, JOKES, THERAPEUTIC VENTING, AND SCANS OF THE PROCESS OF GETTING BETTER - INCLUDING SOME MEDICAL PERSONNEL WHO DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE BEING FUNNY.
Contributors include columnists, comedians, authors, TV writers, and people with unauthorized access to hospital files.
This inexpensive, pocket-sized book is a time-released "get well card" for the ailing and afflicted, an inside chuckle for medical professionals, and a collection of healing fun for those who aren't under care at the moment.
Contents include: Previews of Coming Contractions; My Hysterical-Ectomy; Sometimes It Is Brain Surgery; Waiting for Dr. Godot; The Missing Vagina Monologues; The Patients of Job; The Ma'am-O-Gram; Hip Op Album; When Make-A-Wish Goes Bad; Specialists' Opinion on ObamaCare; Confessions of a Candy Striper.
A great collection of laughs for anybody associated with Medicine from any perspective, these fine writers and hilarious bloopers will have you in stitches... if you aren't already.
Excerpt
It's that time of year again. The time of year women love to hate.
It's time... for the yearly check-ups. You ladies know the ones I'm talking about. I'm talking about getting poked, felt up, internally scraped while a duck-bill holds your hoo-ha open, and getting your boobs smashed. Yes, it's female check-up time.
Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
