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Humor
Publisher: Jay Dubya Books
ISBN-10: 1634980662
Type: Fiction
Pages: 206
Copyright: Jan. 10, 2014
ISBN-13: 9781634980661
Price: $4.95 (eBook)
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is the funny companion book to author Jay Dubya's The Wholly Book of Genesis and The Wholly Book of Exodus. The humorous e-book is available at Amazon Kindle, at Barnes and Noble Nook and at Smashwords.
Paperback copies are now at Amazon.com & at Barnes and Noble.
Contents
Chapter 1 “Historical Review”
Chapter 2 “Northward along Edom”
Chapter 3 “The Defeat of Og”
Chapter 4 “Advantages of Fidelity”
Chapter 5 “The 10 Commandments"
Chapter 6 “Review of the Law”
Chapter 7 “The Pagans”
Chapter 8 “God's Care”
Chapter 9 “Unmerited Success”
Chapter 10 “New Stones & Wooden Ark”
Chapter 11 “The Wonders of the Lord”
Chapter 12 “The Sanctuary”
Chapter 13 “Penalties for Idolatry"
Chapter 14 “Pagan Mourning Rites”
Chapter 15 “Debts and the Poor”
Chapter 16 “Feast of the Passover”
Chapter 17 “Judges”
Chapter 18 “Priests”
Chapter 19 “Cities of Refuge”
Chapter 20 “Courage in War”
Chapter 21 “Expiation of Murder”
Chapter 22 “Care for Lost Animals”
Chapter 23 “Community Membership”
Chapter 24 “General Laws”
Chapter 25 “Other Laws”
Chapter 26 “Thanksgiving Harvest”
Chapter 27 “Ceremonies”
Chapter 28 “Blessings for Obedience”
Chapter 29 “Past Favors Recalled”
Chapter 30 “Mercy for the Repentant”
Chapter 31 “The Lord's Leadership”
Chapter 32 “The Song of Moses”
Chapter 33 “Blessing upon the Tribes”
Chapter 34 “Death & Burial of Moses”
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Excerpt
For a full decade after 2002, I had believed that only The Wholly Book of Genesis and The Wholly Book of Exodus existed in the revealing computer e-mail file I had received from Professor Phil Collins on Genesis and Dr. Al Qaeda on Exodus, since a long blank void had appeared thereafter in the file. But last month, out of sheer boredom, I ran the file to its end and remarkably discovered the fifth book of the Old Testament Pentateuch, The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me. Apparently, book three The Wholly Book of Numbers and book four The Wholly Book of Leviticus had somehow been accidentally erased in the secret e-mailed computer file.
Now that the essential background of The Wholly Book of Genesis and The Wholly Book of Exodus along with the tampered-with computer file is fully known, only the astute readers can be the best judges of the merits of Mohammed Kareem Jihad’s discovery and of Uncle Phil Collins’ exceptional Biblical claims.
I have placed in italics the language that ancient scholars had shrewdly edited-out of the Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me, and I have plainly and clearly left the standard and generally accepted script in Times New Roman type.
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