Category: Mainstream Publisher: Word Wrangler Publishing, Inc.
ISBN-10: 158630111X
Type: Fiction
Pages: 248
Copyright: Dec 1 2002
If you enjoy satire, humor, or quirky fiction in the tradition of Kurt Vonnegut or Tom Robbins, you'll love The Erotic Manifesto.
Is there a secret document that contains sexual practices that go far beyond those prescribed in the Kama Sutra, the legendary Hindu text? Dr. Marionette Dish, paleontologist at the Big Sky Bone Institute, believes there is. To find this document called, the Erotic Manifesto, Marionette journeys to Argentina where she encounters the tango, martinis, Sherlock Holmes, dinosaur fossils, classic Beatles songs, and a monastery housing the only mannequin ever to win the Miss Arizona pageant. She's not alone on her quest, however. The CIA, believing that great sex may well be a national security risk, is hot on her heels, tailing her from Salt Lake City to Buenos Aires.
Excerpt
With paleontologists, it always starts with bones. Big bones and little bones and in-between bones. That's what gets their interest and that's what they end up studying if they're lucky enough to uncover a skeleton or two while lightly whisking their Ace paintbrushes over the hardened strata of the ages. To be completely accurate, of course, one must say that paleontologists are in the habit of dealing with the fossils of bones, a fossil being a lump of solidified minerals which has taken the precise shape of a bone after millions of years have passed and empires have fallen and the proverbial snowball has finally been given its chance in hell.
A homonymless man writes shows what it's like to look up the laid he skirts when you’re lying prone(d) to the sidewalk, beer / joint / needle dangling from your hand /lips / arm.
Hearts of Gold
Synopsis
by
Frank P. Whyte
Portland, Oregon is known as the City of Roses. Of course that’s an odd name for a city whose mere mention conjures images of driving winds and torrential ra
Just as life during the pandemic was color-coded with different hues representing different levels of danger, life in its aftermath has become shaded in similar ways. As a self-styled “Seeker of Beauty with Beauty,” (borrowing from a quote by W.E.B.
