Category: Vision/Metaphysical Publisher: Simon and Schuster
ISBN-10: 0743225627
Type: Non-Fiction
Pages: 208
Copyright: Feb 4 2003
In this wickedly funny guide, professional astrologer Hazel Dixon-Cooper casts off sugar-coated astrology in favor of exploring the maladjusted side of the zodiac. If you want the inside scoop, the real deal, the lowdown on each sign, then look no further.
It's time to forget those traditional astrology books where Sagittarians are gregarious, Capricorns are ambitious, and Pisceans are dreamers. Instead, enter a world where Archers are loud-mouthed bores, Goats are pompous social climbers, and Fish are chronically helpless. Discover how to use your own inner brat to outwit bullies, outmaneuver manipulators, and win those endless games that lovers play. Learn how to deal with the dysfunctional characters in your life, including how to contain a Ram's oversized ego, calm a raging Bull, keep a fickle Twin faithful, cheer up a moody Crab, rein in a bossy Lion, appease a hypercritical Virgin, and much more.
Excerpt
Taurus, the second sign of the zodiac, resides in the House of Money and Possessions. Traditional astrology kindly describes this Fixed-Earth sign as a steadfast, discriminating, thrifty homebody who is a great cook. Your real-life version more closely resembles a stubborn, judgmental, boring miser with a weight problem.
Professional Reviews
Jonathan Cainer, Britain's No. 1 Newspaper Astrologer
It made me laugh.
Stuart Hazleton, Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer
Born On A Rotten Day delivers the dirt on every sign and then some! A fun, fast-paced and frantically funny read.
Suzanne White, creator and author of The New Astrology
Dixon-Cooper reveals what every astrologer knows but none has ever dared say. Born On A Rotten Day takes us on a seriously humorous ride through the land of truth and consequences. I highly recommend it.
I can't wait to purchase your book. I love astrology and making birth charts. Congratulations on your book. I look forward to finding out the darker side of my sign as well as others.
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A way to use your mind for silent communication. Speaking about the methods in the book I have used since a young age.
21st Century learning. I also have a GoFundMe page to ask for funds so I can research with other people and add their experiences
The captivating music of birds and the enchanting beauty of roses have, each in their own right, inspired people around the world for as long as anyone can remember. How the two combine with the challenges faced by a struggling writer in Georgia to c
