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A collection of funny, feel-good, happy-ever-after dog stories (fiction) told by the ever-quirky, ever-sarcastic Brett
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span>Picking up where i>This Will Not Look Good on My Resume /i>left off (sort of—is it a job if you really like what you’re doing?) (and don’t really get paid for it?), i>Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun /i>is a collection of funny, feel-good, happy-ever-after dog stories (fiction) told by the ever-quirky, ever-sarcastic Brett. Also featured are her own two dogs, Kessie and Snookums, and her four regulars, | |  | | License to Do That
A philosophical comedic novel set in the near future in which people who want to become parents must become licensed.
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span>Rev and Dylan (whom we meet in i>The Road Trip Dialogues/i>) have returned from their ‘blasphemy tour’ (i>The Blasphemy Tour/i>) to discover that Canada has adopted the Parent Licence Act: people who wish to become parents must apply for, and meet certain requirements before being granted, a licence. What if? After all, we require hairdressers and plumbers to be licensed. Dylan, | |  | | The Blasphemy Tour
Two Canadian atheists go on a cross-country speaking tour of American Bible Colleges, and oh god, they end up committing all sorts of blasphemies.
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A coming of age story. For those in their forties.
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| |  | | This Will Not Look Good on my Resume
Everyone gets fired at least once in their life. And if not, well, they're just not trying very hard. And we all think of brilliant and immature 'shoulda saids' and 'shoulda dones' for weeks after. (Okay, years.)
In this collection of loosely related stories, Brett shows again and again that getting fired is really quite easy.
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TurboJetslams tells the tale of one person’s pathetic and hilarious attempts to single-handedly stop the destruction of a little piece of beautiful Canadian wilderness by the increasing numbers of idiots who couldn’t care less.
You ever have a neighbour whose behaviour is so mind-bogglingly inconsiderate and so suicide-inducingly annoying that you just want to ask him, in a polite Canadian way, to please stop?
TurboJetslams isn't like that.
Jass Richards' new novel, TurboJetslams, tells the tale of one person's pathetic and hilarious attempts to single-handedly stop the destruction of a little piece of beautiful Canadian wilderness by the increasing numbers of idiots who couldn't care less.
A perfect cottage-warming gift. Boomer lit. Sure to resonate with paddlers everywhere./p |
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