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 | | “Don’t Touch My Trident!” The Sea God Says (An Atlantis Mystery)
Poseidon. Atlantis. Murder. Humor. Priestess. Good stuff.
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|  | | Brass Bannem Bashes The Commies
Straight out of the Cold War comes this hard-hitting tale about a hard-fisted, hard-nosed private eye who bashes commies and saves America -- the land of the free and the home of the hard!
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|  | | Chunk
Life sucks for Stubby Peraldrak, but that changes when he discovers a chunk of rock that grants him strange powers – powers that could save, or destroy, the world. But Stubby dreams small, and he just wants to impress the hot chick down the hall and get in her pants – if she doesn’t kill him first.
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|  | | Dreams of a Pasha
A tapestry of entangled tales from exotic neverlands, wandering capriciously through your mind, borne on poems flung from the tongues of the Djinn, translated by an Exalted Master of the Holy Order of Thulchulu.
A tapestry of entangled tales from exotic neverlands, wandering capriciously through your mind, borne on poems flung from the tongues of the Djinn, translated by an Exalted Master of the Holy Order of Thulchulu.
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|  | | Have a blast -- a Miami Blast
If you like “The Man From U.N.C.L.E.”, “Lost in Space,” “The Bionic Woman” and “In Like Flint,” you’ll enjoy “Miami Blast.”
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|  | | Kill My Husband
How tough can it be to murder one annoying husband?
span class="style15">span class="style45">font class="style41">span class="style46">Eldelaide Crawson desperately wants to kill her husband, and she'll do anything to get the job done. But despite her best efforts, Barrett manages to survive her strange and diabolical attacks. And then, just as success finally appears within her grasp, Eldelaide makes a bizarre discovery that changes everything./span>/font>/span>/span>
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|  | | Noralei Gloom #2 - Enna's Button
Sequel
The infamous Noralei Gloom claims another victim in this second ghastly excerpt from her blood-curdling journal.
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|  | | Noralei Gloom #3 – Congo Kill
The infamous Noralei Gloom takes her show on the road in this pulp-style thriller, exacting gruesome revenge on some fine English gents in the heart of Africa! BONUS FEATURE: Also included are the first two Noralei tales!
FREE MURDER! – To celebrate the release of Noralei Gloom’s latest lethal tale, “Congo Kill,” I am bundling it with her first two adventures. In addition, from Dec. 29-Jan. 2, the first tale, “The Ghastly Deeds of Miss Noralei Gloom,” will be free. So you have a choice – one Noralei murder, free of charge, or her first three murders bundled together in one ghastly grouping for 99 cents! |
|  | | Ode to a Wretched Robot
Rhymes about robots, poems about private eyes, wordplay from witches, sonnets for sultans, and much more.
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|  | | Petchy Maligula
Know any hunky guys who need rescuing? Petchy Maligula is the right grrl for the job! She's big and tough and fears no man -- dead or alive. But she does have one weakness...
span style="font-size: small">span style="font-family: Arial">b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">span style="mso-bidi-font-size: 10.0pt">When handsome TV archaeologist Faladan Pala disappears while taping an episode of “I Dig the Past,” it’s up to Petchy Maligula, grrl detective, to bring him back alive. Petchy is big and tough, and more than a match for any man, but she does have one weakness: She’s madly in love with Faladan Pala. When she hears that an evil cult called the Sisters of Inner Beauty may have abducted Faladan so they can sacrifice him to the a |
|  | | Saving Hipothia
Hipothia is a brilliant scientist, a learned philosopher and a great beauty – and a devout virgin -- admired, desired and despised throughout the kingdom. And Dramte is in love with her – a hopeless love, unattainable, unquenchable. But even if he can’t have her, at least he can use his strange magical powers to try and save her from a deadly fate at the hands of murderous zealots.
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|  | | Steam Sleuth #1: The Ill Fated Flight of the Bad Ship Petty Snark
Steamy steampunk novella
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|  | | Steam Sleuth #2: Concerning the Demise of Sir Waldraff Fammory Bleen
Lt. Aubrianna Chellbamber of the Foglandian Royal Air Corps returns to unravel another perplexing conundrum.
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|  | | The 'I Love Lilly' Murder
Ricky and Lucy and Fred and Ethel and Perry and Della and Paul get together under assumed names in this preposterous pastiche
span style="font-size: medium;">span style="font-family: Arial;">When hotheaded Cuban bandleader Dicky Delgado is accused of murdering his ditzy redheaded wife Lilly, it’s up to defense attorney Barry Bason to get him off, with the assistance of his beautiful secretary, Ella Rhodes, and handsome private eye Saul Trake -- and a rumpled LAPD homicide detective named Larry Palumbo. Can they outwit Lt. Dragg and District Attorney Hammond Borger? And why is that man in the white suit and straw fedora skulking around the hospital with a camera and tape recorder, acting like he&rsquo |
|  | | The Caskian Scandal
Horny goblin girls
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|  | | The Deadly Gems
Do you like puzzles? Then join Lady Eldelaide Crawson-Barrett as she struggles to solve the riddle-riddled notes sent to her by the Noteworthy Adversary, whose diabolical word games are played for the highest stakes of all – life and death. Can she conquer the conundrums before it’s too late? Can you?
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|  | | The Depraved Dances of Taram Zhod
The hottest dancer on the planet tries to stay one step ahead of two covetous queens in this wild steampunk satire.
span style="color: #0070c0; font-size: 12pt">strong>Taram Zhod is one of the hottest dancers on the planet, and he has millions of female fans. But two of them are a royal pain -- Queen Gelydia and Queen Scaldera. Each one claims to be the rightful ruler of the United Realms of Mariga and both are desperate to win public approval, using any means necessary. Hoping to score a propaganda coup, Scaldera orders her soldiers to kidnap Taram and bring him down South for a command performance, but Gelydia sends her own army to intercept them, vowing that Taram will dance to HER tune instead. Tar |
|  | | The Extortions of Stiffani Voydalle
Stiffani Voydalle -- extortionist extraordinaire.
The Ballingers' maid is very good at finding dirt -- not just dust and grime, but the dirty little secrets the Ballinger clan desperately wants to hide. And she's more than happy to keep those secrets -- for a price. But the handsome Ballingers soon learn it takes more than money to seal the lips of Stiffani Voydalle... This book has a werewolf, a dominatrix, zombies, jade statuettes, vengeful gods, murder, foreign agents and sextortion. What more could you want?
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|  | | The Ghastly Deeds Of Miss Noralei Gloom
Forget Jack the Ripper and Sweeney Todd. Noralei Gloom is here.
In the annals of the London Metropolitan Police, there is one case more infamous than any other, one criminal whose foul deeds have no equal. No, I’m not talking about Jack the Ripper, but Miss Noralei Gloom. This is an excerpt from her journal, revealed here for the first time, despite the strenuous objections of the Metropolitan Police Commissioner br />
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|  | | The Girl From G.O.T.C.H.A.
Formerly titled "Miami Blast." A sexy Sixty-ish spy spoof about a time traveling bionic babe who battles the evil agents of SPECTRUSH
AKA "Miami Blast". A sexy Sixty-ish spy spoof about a time-traveling bionic babe who tangles with a wild cast of characters including Emperor Caligula, Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday, Jack the Ripper, and a special guest appearance by the Spitfire pilots of the Royal Air Force and a cameo by the Marquis de Sade! The plot has something to do with an evil organization named SPECTRUSH and their plans for – what else? – world conquest. Can Tacita Pruval aid GOTCHA and BANGLE in thwarting Operation Cobalt Falcon Deltoid? Does the answer lie in Alpha Centauri, the back alle |
|  | | The Gobsmacked Goblin Caper
In this sequel to the best-selling GIRL FROM G.O.T.C.H.A., time traveling bionic babe Tacita Pruval journeys to Atlantis to recover a magical stone with immense power, but is flung into alternate worlds where she meets Sherlock Holmes, the Hound of the Baskervilles, Count Dracula, Dr. Frankenstein and a host of other memorable characters.
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|  | | The Jade Corpse Caper
Roaring Twenties gangster girls take on zombies, mummies and an old lady.
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|  | | The Lofty Goals of Bommy Giffitt
Bommy battles bullies, zaps zombies, mashes mummies and whacks a wizard in this uplifting tale of a levitating lad.
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|  | | The Madly Insane Rantings Of Lord Aldrod Lunatichio
A surreal journey through the depths of a madman’s mind, as a mysterious female visitor torments him with strange tales.
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|  | | Three Nasty Nightmares
Three tales of terror for just 99 measly pennies.
font size="2" face="Arial">Horror mega-pack. Three terrifying tales of nasty chicks who don’t take crap off any man. You’ll laugh, you’ll scream, you’ll wake up in a cold sweat. Or is that something else soaking your sheets? Meet Napasha, Issilda, Enitra and Adipail – if you dare. All of them are gathered together for the first time in one spine-tingling collection. The price? Only a madman would offer a trio of quality stories like this for a mere 99 cents, but that’s what I’m doing. Download them now, before I come to my senses./fo |
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