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|  | | An Uneducated View of Sex, Food and Politics
In between the recipes there are passages of meandering text that are placed in a clever word order so as to create utter confusion for the reader.
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Who is DEREK HAINES ? /span>br style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; " />
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">What is the meaning of life? /span>br style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; " />
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Where do I fit in the scheme of things?/span>br style="font-family: verdana, arial, h | |  | | Dead Men
A story that may surprise, offend or shock, but will certainly not be forgotten.
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Evolution hasn't made a lot of difference as far as men are concerned. The end of the chase has changed little over the eons, as he drags his woman back to his cave in the belief he needs to spread his genes. When she rebuffs his advances, he resorts immediately to violence and roars in disbelief at the rejection. Our society may have changed, but as far as the Alpha Male is concerned, little has changed in his belief that he is the dominant hunter and protector. /span>br style="font-family: verdana, | |  | | February The Fifth
A young fool becomes king and quickly discovers he has some very nasty enemies. Particularly the ones who are shooting at him.
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">In a remarkable turn of events, a young man with a lot definitely not going for him, somehow manages to come to terms with a startling reality. He has to grow up. Being handicapped by not only having rather nasty acne and an odd eye impediment, he also has to suffer the fact that his name is February. Or at best, Feb to his very limited number of friends./span>br style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; " />
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When any long relationship ends, a period of turmoil always follows.
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">When any long relationship ends, a period of turmoil always follows. For Sam Atherton, the end of his marriage of more than twenty years leaves him feeling lonely, bitter, confused and depressed and fearing the thought of having to start a new life for himself. However, as life often does, it can bring about changes suddenly. A small car accident in a car park results in someone entering his life and while certain he doesn’t need a woman in his life so soon, Gail has other ideas about that and sets he | |  | | HAL
Just when HAL thinks things are are about as bad as they can get, they of course get a whole lot worse.
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Millions of years before February The Fifth, Gloth was making a nice little profit from the planet Erde, with the help of some cunning Popes and the very, very secret Star Chamber. Being disowned by his father and booted out of his family manor in England, then transported off to the distant sun drenched shores of Australia didn’t sound like such a bad punishment for Hal. /span>span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">All things considered. /span> | |  | | Loss, Limbo, Life and Love: A Poetic Journal
Although most of us enjoy our daily lives in relative routine and harmony, there are times when we are turned upside down and are presented with unpleasant realities.
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Louis. The story of a life that should not be forgotten.
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">No one wants to be a spy. Circumstances create spies. For a young innocent boy, there was no choice. He was born to be a spy. This is the story of Teremum who begins life in Cairo and becomes my friend Louis in a small country town in Australia sixty years later. It is a story I have been wanting to tell for more than forty years. A story of a man who lived, and then disappeared from all memory. I felt this was unworthy of a man who had sacrificed his life for what he believed to be right. Not that he | |  | | Milo Moon
It all ended after World War Two. Or so it was thought.
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">It all ended after World War Two. Or so it was thought. While medical and physiological experimentation on humans was repugnant and against all sensibilities, it remained valuable and above all highly profitable. Just simply believing something had gone away was good enough for most./span>br style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; " />
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My Take Away Vampire - A Tasty Novella
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Although Agatha is over three hundred years old, it certainly doesn’t mean that she can’t adapt and fit into ugly post-industrial small town suburbia. Partial to the delights that an evening at McDonald’s often serve her, she waits at her favourite dimly lit corner table – for her kind of take away./span>br style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; " />
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Life has the habit of delivering its perverse twists at the most unexpected times.
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">For Bonnie his life had been lived, and the bitter sweet memories of his wife, along with the never ending sorrow of losing his son so young remain with him, but were now ebbing slowly with the passing of the years. His days of love, warmth and tenderness well past and all that was left were his last few quiet years to grow old. Alone, yet content./span>br style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; " />
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Join Septimity in this third and final Glothic Tale and have a fun filled giggle around the galaxy.
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Septimity and The Blood Brotherhood/span>br style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; " />
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span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">The third and last Glothic Tale./span>br style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; " />
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Langley Garret's Sunday morning starts very badly after waking with a hangover and a depressed feeling of worthlessness, along with a foreboding sensation in his gut. With his wife working away yet again, and the realisation that their marriage is probably very close to an end, and that his life is slowly ebbing away, he ponders his misfortune.
span style="letter-spacing: 0px; font-family: Helvetica; ">Langley Garret's Sunday morning starts very badly after waking with a hangover and a depressed feeling of worthlessness, along with a foreboding sensation in his gut. With his wife working away yet again, and the realisation that their marriage is probably very close to an end, and that his life is slowly ebbing away, he ponders his misfortune./span>
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Who Is The Vandal?
span style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; ">Many, many moons ago, a young man had dreams of becoming a rock guitar mega star and indulging wantingly in a sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll lifestyle. However, no amount of practice, no amount of digital dexterity and no amount of musical talent amounted to anything close to realising his dreams. Notwithstanding this setback, he persevered and started recording his music with a more raw and abstract approach. Taking his songs that had been so carefully written and recorded, he dissected, cubed, reversed |
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