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|  | | A Nice Guy in the Night Sky
More humor from the author of My Jobs and Why They All Sucked!
Angry barbers, nudist retreats, belly dancers, Farrah Fawcett and Clearasil: In this collection of his hilarious and slightly popular essays, Leonard Stegmann has something to say about each of them, and so much more besides. You'll laugh and you'll cry, although if you find yourself doing both at the same time you should really think about seeing that therapist.
| |  | | A Year on Planet Mercury
No, it's not science fiction. It's humor, dammit.
A must-read for any Leonard Stegmann fan, his largest collection of humor essays, trivia quizzes and nostalgia explores such topics as what it's like to boo a wheelchair-bound sports legend, cooking fried liverwurst, discovering udder cream and why geese are truly nature's most hideous creation. This book is packed with pages and pages of Leonard Stegmann's dubious wisdom and questionable insight, and certainly contains more of his writing than any one person should be subjected.
| |  | | Heywood Jablomi: The Internet Essays 1848 - 1853
Leonard Stegmann's first, and most unfortunately titled, book!
Newly expanded from the hardcover edition, this is Leonard Stegmann's first book of humor, nostalgia and trivia quizzes. Topics include cruises, a Monkees quiz, antiquing with Michael Jackson, cocaine, lucid dreaming, a Seinfeld quiz, the Beatles, updated Christmas carols, an African trilogy and whether a person can really laugh himself to death. Well, Chum, here's your chance to find out...
| |  | | Leonard's Pantload of Quizzes
At last, forty of Leonard's most popular quizzes have been jammed into one book, just for you!
Quiz topics include Classic Television, History, Sports, Sex, Music, Toys Cats, Literature, Christmas, Cartoons and more. Oh, and Brassieres. What more could you possibly want?
| |  | | Leonard's Pantload of Quizzes Strikes Again!
Do you like nice, boring quizzes about only the safest and least offensive of subjects? Well, then perhaps this book isn't for you.
What, back so soon? Well here's another pantload for you. This time Leonard presents dozens of quizzes on such varied topics as Pet Rocks, Seinfeld, Your Filthy Body, The Andy Griffith Show, Howard Stern, Clowns and The Black Plague. Oh, and of course Cats, because Leonard has bills to pay, too.
| |  | | My Jobs and Why They All Sucked
If your job was fun you'd have to pay to get in. Like Disneyland.
Yes, every one of them sucked. In this hilarious book Leonard Stegmann shares the lifetime of misery that has been his employment history. Lots of laughs for you. Not so much for him. Also included: What's Annoying Me Now, The Fifth Floor Girls, Tales of Unspeakable Woe and more.
| |  | | People and Things That Went Before
Leonard Stegmann's collection of memoirs is warm, funny and sometimes sad.
We are told we shouldn't live in the past, but surely there's no harm in the occasional visit? In this nostalgic collection, Leonard Stegmann remembers those delicious school lunches, his first cuss word, what he should have told those nuns and his grandma's incomprehensible inablility to see the nearly-unlimited humor potential in a slice of rubber cheese. A warm, funny and sometimes sad look back at the many experiences that come together to make up our lives.
| |  | | The Dumpsters of Time
New humor from the author of My Jobs and Why They All Sucked!
He's back! And this time Leonard Stegmann explains why sitting naked in hot mud isn't as much fun as you'd think, why God invented television, the reason it's fun to throw away all of your pennies, why nipples are funny little things and why there is really nothing on Earth better than getting free socks. And he somehow manages to do all this, and so much more, in alphabetical order!
| |  | | The Last Clean Stream in America
Newly expanded from the hardcover edition, The Last Clean Stream in America now contains nearly sixty of Leonard Stegmann's most popular humor essays and quizzes.
In his second collection of humor, nostalgia and quizzes, Leonard Stegmann asks whether Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal ever did the dirty dead, reveals the patron saints salmon, herpes and telvision, visits a nudist camp and explains why the horse is just about the stupidest creature ever to exist on God's green earth.
| |  | | We're Not Like the Others
Well, Leonard Stegmann isn't, that's for sure! Humor from the author of My Jobs and Why They All Sucked.
In this collection of his popular humor essays, Leonard Stegmann confronts his fear as he comes face-to-face with a hideous Louisiana night creature, explains why as a child he felt the need to shoot a bottle rocket out of his bedroom window, how he came to the conclusion that he prefers going to funerals than weddings, and why, even though he would have preferred that his house be cleaned by those topless maids, he has to grudgingly admit that those burly guy maids did a damn fine job. In this book Leonard Stegmann once again shows us that he is clearly...not like the others.
p | |  | | Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda: My Top 34 Sexual Regrets
It's only funny because it didn't happen to you!
Hey, are you still crying over the one who got away? Well, boo-hoo. Leonard Stegmann has had i>thirty-four/i> of them. Discover how time and time again he somehow managed to pull defeat out of the jaws of seemingly certain sexual victory. Not only will you have fun reading these erotic misadventures, but you just might end up feeling a whole lot better about your own amorous pursuits!
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