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Sicily in the 60s - though it might as well be the 1460s. Pietra is shunned because of her illegitimate birth - but one important man befriends her, and changes her life.
div>Pietra is the daughter of the beautiful but harsh Isabella Castello. Because Pietra was born illegitimately, both mother and daughter are shunned by the village and Isabella is called buttana or slut. Pietra is kept in almost total ignorance./div>
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div>When she reaches her mid-teens, she begins to show signs of becoming a stunning beauty. This doesn’t go unnoticed by Carminutso, the son of her employer who preys on her and tries to take advantage of her complete innocence as regards sexual matters. /div>
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div>At the same time, Ge | |  | | Ugly Tuckling
What if you're a fat guy who's never been kissed - well, maybe kissed, but not much else? What if you eat some dodgy stuff you find in your mate's fridge, drink a few Jewish whiskies and find yourself hallucinating Morgan Freeman in Maggie Thatcher drag...and it changes your life?
div>Cornelius Tuckling is fat, unfit and a virgin on his thirtieth birthday. His best mate, Noz, tries to fix him up with a high-class hooker, only he can’t go through with it. How could he expose that blobby body to someone so fragile and pretty? /div>
div> After eleven Jewish whiskies and a finger-scoop of dodgy paté found in Noz’s fridge, Cornelius staggers home. That night, he wakes in the small hours to a hallucination: Morgan Freeman in drag tells him his taste buds are dead. /div>
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