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He told me, 'I like to pretend like I'm in a Cartoon.'
I used to be a normal girl with a normal life.
Well, actually... I can't really remember.
Anyway, now I'm being dragged on these crazy secret 'missions' with a guy who has no idea what he's doing but acts like he does, calls me 'Nesia', and, for some reason, likes to 'pretend like he's in a cartoon'. | |  | | What Now, Emma Lenford?
My life is like a sit-com.
Waking up in a deserted Wisconsin woods surrounded by masked members of a family witch-gang at three a.m. on a school night? Check. Becoming captured by a deeply demented elder alongside the one member of society that you probably despise the most? Yep, check. My life hasn’t been this heart-stopping since I spotted Jon Bon Jovi’s tour bus at the local 7-Eleven. | |  | | What the Luck, Emma Lenford!
Emma's back... with even worse luck.
Alexa, how does one reverse a curse? Because Emma Lenford’s horrendously hapless luck has not improved since her last few brushes with the law enforcement of Wisconsin. Now, though, there’s an old guy in a hot tub and a possible pregnancy to deal with (though, please note, both are completely unrelated), among so many more misfortunes. |
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The Cellar
by Christina Neely
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 The first night Thomas spent in his new house was eventful from the screaming and moaning to objects being banged together. There was only one explanation: The house was haunted. To make new friends Thomas will have to exorcise the ghost, but will he |
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