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|  | | Hotline To Heaven
A con artist teams up with a virginal, angelic, (and unsuspecting) young woman to develop his greatest scam: God's Fan Club.
Ed Tanner is the consummate con artist, but is down on his luck, having been scammed himself by a party girl. As he strolls the streets of downtown Houston trying to dream up another caper he tosses a quarter into a Salvation Army Christmas Pot -- and does a double take at the angelic young woman ringing the bell. Thus begins the biggest scheme Ed has ever imagined: God's Fan Club. Violet Smith joins willingly, believing that most of the donated money will go to charity, but Ed is funneling it to his crooked lawyer as fast as it comes in. God's Fan Club is wildly successful, but what will happ | |  | | Life On Santa Claus Lane
Here is a collection of wild and zany, hilariously funny stories about a couple who live on Santa Claus Lane and --what else?--own a Christmas tree farm. The misadventures and escapades Darrell gets himself and his wife into are related in a style all his own, and one which is gaining rapidly in popularity because it is so crazily out of the ordinary. Now sit yourself down, get the bandages ready for your sore ribs and read on; you are going to be entertained!
Only in America could we find an official Post Office address of Santa Claus Lane--with a Christmas tree farm on the road!
Darrell is a lazy, inefficient and ten-thumbed farmer. Betty is a hard-working, efficient and competent farmer’s wife. Darrell loves his wife dearly, but it’s a wonder she has hung in there with him, considering all the misadventures, escapades and hair-brained schemes Darrell gets himself and his wife into. His one redeeming feature is that he likes to write about them.
Here you have Darrell’s first collection of stories, ranging from ravenous Bed & Breakfas | |  | | Medics Wild
When the Williard brothers get going, any resemblance to a real war is purely coincidental!
Sgt. James Williard uses his position as the hauncho of a medical dispensary in Vietnam as a base, while he and his crazy medics turn the war zone into a party zone.
Williard's two brothers, Jerry, a naval ensign and Jason (Jumpin' Jase) the Marine fighter pilot who regualrly loses 15 million dollar planes join the fun and then it is like no war ever recorded.
Wilder than M*A*S*H, a hilarious romp. | |  | | Tales From A Texas Christmas Tree Farm
Hilarious history of Darrell and Betty's adventures learning to run a Christmas tree farm in Texas.
When a couple in their forties move to the country and start a Christmas tree farm, with no idea at all of what they are getting into, you have all the makings of some hilarious stories. From start to the present day, read about everything you never knew about Christmas trees and how they're grown and marketed. Darrell and Betty did things two ways: the wrong way first, of course, which is what makes the book funny, from selling trees with aphids in them to hired hands who shaved trees to the bone to lost pets and endearing lost children, to grandmas trying to keep track of kids to wily custom | |  | | The Sex Gates
No one knows where the sex gates have come from. Some think God. some think Aliens. It really doesn't matter. They have the whole world in an uproar.
THE SEX GATES, by Darrell Bain & Jeanine Berry is now available as an e-book in several formats at http://double-dragon-ebooks.com/
Look under science fiction. Put the kids to bed before looking at the cover.
Is it sexy? Yes? Is there more to it than sex? Definitely, yes!
What if: You could change your old body for a young one by stepping through a gate?
What if: You could cure all illnesses by stepping through a gate?
The catch: You change your sex, too!
And what if: Some people simply disappear while trying?
What would you do?
The Sex Gates are here. No one | |  | | Toppers
Two old coots going back and forth, each trying to top the other's stories. Hilarious!!
Will and Darrell tell a bunch of stories, some from the war but mostly from their childhood, including "The Human Hairbag", "Satin Sheets Homecoming", "The Elusive Combat Infantryman's Badge", "The Bellybuster Weight Losing Device" and others so funny that this book was published by popular demand!!! |
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Michael's Story
by Charles Cosgriff
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 Michael, just Michael, simply wanted to live life his own way. He had no intention of becoming a revolutionary. Yet destiny calls even the uncertain and the arrogant to duties beyond themselves. Hidden agendas, false friends, and his own confusion le |
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