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|  | | Cheating the Sphinx Selected poems by Howard Camner.
Cheating the Sphinx is a collection of selected poems by acclaimed poet Howard Camner. Many of these poems have been previously published in literary journals and anthologies throughout the U.S. and Great Britain. There are also new works including the MiPo Award winner "36 Minutes to Yeehaw Junction". | |  | | Happy Birthday to...Who? Howard Camner's survival guide for fathers of young children who are in Hell at kids' birthday parties
"Happy Birthday to...Who? The Definitive No Holds Barred Father's Guide to Surviving Kids' Birthday Parties" is both a life-saving guide for the long-suffering fathers of young children who must spend precious weekends at lousy birthday parties, and a rant and a half by the author. | |  | | Poems from the Mud Room: Collected Works 1976 - 2012 The collected poems of Howard Camner from 1976 - 2012. Includes new works as well.
| |  | | The Greatest Novel Ever Written The Greatest Novel Ever Written is just that.
In one breath: Banished intergalactic outlaws are brought back into action to try and stop the annihilation of the universe by The Evil One while a mob underboss/hitman turned actor gets trapped in a bizarre desert town and reprises his role as a B-movie monster to escape while the world's greatest detective and his partner try to solve a muddled mystery and salad monsters terrorize a post-apocalyptic city while the B-movie monster becomes a seething sensation and one of the intergalactic outlaws is sent back in time to the days of Greek mythology where he deals with gods and titans as the wor | |  | | The Tumble Down Road Poems Howard Camner's newest poetry collection
Under an umbrella theme of a subconscious road journey, The Tumble Down Road Poems explores many detours along the way | |  | | Turbulence at 67 Inches - The Autobiography "Howard Camner has taken many paths to become who he is. From narrow escapes to stage bows, the acclaimed poet has lived a life just a little off-kilter."
Superhero, werewolf, streaker, accidental arsonist, fake musician, mad scientist, secret agent, rejected football hero, criminal, victim, fried Biblical figure, monster maker, famed poet, bodyguard, unwilling kidnapper, fugitive, recluse, TV star, Hollywood actor, animal avenger, ghost hunter, murder victim (almost), falsely accused rapist, bitter old lady advice columnist, banned savior, Satan's idol, bewildered prophet, murderer (almost), really nice guy, and Iranian spy...Howard Camner has been many things. "Turbulence at 67 Inches" is his life story and a rant in one. The writing is brutal |
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