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|  | | DIARY OF A MAD GEN YER SHE TALKS ABOUT HER 'FIVE BRAINS.' SHE TALKS ABOUT HER SEVEN 'CHAKRAS.' HER BEST FRIEND IS AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET. SHE IS TRULYTRULYTRULY CONVINCED SHE WILL BE THE GREATEST ACTRESS OF ALL TIME.
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PERHAPS MORE OF A PREQUEL THAN A SEQUEL TO MARCUS DINO'S ELECTRIFYING HOLLYWOOD NOVEL, i>FIFI ANYTHING GOES IN THE DOUBLES OS /i>(IUNIVERSE 2003, AIRLEAF 2005) i>DIARY OF A MAD GEN YER /i>FOCUSES ON THE HILLARIOUS ADVENTURES OF 21ST CENTURY ACTRESS/HEROINE FIFI LAROUCHE; HER SILLY POEMS, H | |  | | Fifi Her name is Fifi Larouche. She's the All American midwestern girl from Des Moines Iowa who has come to Hollywood to seek fame and fortune. She considers herself a 'bohemian' and doing things like singing The French National Anthem makes her feel good. She is currently a struggling waitress but is determined in a very short amount to be the greatest actress Hollywood has ever seen
"You don't understand Jerry. There are at least a dozen or so actors who are making more than I am and I'm better than all of them put together." Fifi pointed her forefinger to her chest and snarled , "I'm young, I'm cute, and I'm wholesome. I'm tougher than any woman on this earth. I'm tougher than any man on this earth. I should be second fiddle to noone." Pg. 323 ...."You can't be afraid in this business, Biff. Father always said if you want to get ahead you need to push, push, and push more. I don't plan to sit around all day and watch the sun go up and down.&qu |
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Blöd Ties
by Ian Thorpe
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Blod Ties - Fantasy, Romance. Romantasy? A bit of whimsy for the weekend. A naive British tourist John Gormley takes a holiday in the ancient, remote kingdom of Perarboria. He does not suspect that his holiday love affair with a local beauty is desti |
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