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|  | | Confessions of a Turtle Wife
Confessions of a Turtle Wife is the story of a turtle-challenged marriage.
Over the course of the book and hilarious escapades--a snapping turtle in the bathtub, turtles sex on the living room floor and searching for turtles in pet stores across America--turtle wife becomes turtle lover.
A turtle wife is a woman (or a man—sometimes called a turtle husband) married to someone who is obsessed with nature’s shelled wonders.
She/he has lots in common with football and golf widows, in fact, with anyone whose significant other is obsessed with a hobby. If he’s devoting way too much of his time and attention to car engines or bungee jumping…if she’s always knee deep in bonsai growing or basketball, you’ll relate to the poor wife whose husband eats, sleeps and breathes turtles.
My turtle wife tenure began sixteen years ago on a visit to the Bronx Zoo. That’s when my husb |
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