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Erin has bigger worries than how she'll do on her Trig Final. A vampire bit her and she's turning into an Undead.
Things could be worse, though. It cleared her complexion, she can fly, and now her parents have to let her go out at night. And being a vampire is great for freaking out her little sister.
Hilarious, lightning-paced, and as sharp about high school as a bite to the throat. I loved this book, fangs, and all. --James Rollins, New York Times bestseller of Jake Ransom and the Skull King's Shadow
FANG FACE made me laugh, and I'm not a Teen. Or perhaps I am, but I'm trapped in a grown-up's body. --Raymond Benson, author of James Bond, The Union Trilogy
This book sucks...in a most delightful way! Norm Cowie's latest is boy-meets-girl-meets-vampire-meets-wow. Don't miss this gem. --Shane Gericke, National Bestselling thriller author | |  | | The Adventures of Guy
Somebody stole Seth's brain, not that he was using it anyway. But now his brother Guy and college roommates Knob and Thurman must take on sinister forces using only their wits, knowledge of beer and an Amazon Warrior, whose breasts, like the Big Gulp, are too big for the cup holder.
Praise for THE ADVENTURES OF GUY "Humorous fantasy at its best..." Armchair Interviews (Amazon top 100 reviewer)
"...persistently entertaining read from first page to last." Midwest Book Review "Everything in the book is so true, you can't help but laugh in agreement." Roundtable Reviews
"... a ridiculous comedy..." Bryon Merritt, FWOMP Reviews.
Named a "Top Ten Novel of the Year" by Pop Syndicate.
See why reviewers compare THE ADVENTURES OF GUY to the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. | |  | | The Next Adventures of Guy ... more wackiness
Every 'Quest' has to have a sorcerer, an elf, a warrior, special effects ... and most of all, a sequel.
In the hilarious sequel to "The Adventures of Guy," Guy and his college buddies take on a new quest ... to save Earth from alien invasion.
To do this, they must take on Big Oil and other sinister forces using only their wits, their newfound powers and their knowledge of beer, all while overcoming their own leader's lack of faith in their abilities.
But can our heroes do this without their warrior? And with the pending invasion? And with Guy's little brother tagging along?
Read "The Next Adventures of Guy" and find out yourself. | |  | | WereWoof
When their friend Erin is taken by vampires, Trug and his friends strike an uneasy truce with a pack of werewolves to find the pointy tooth villains and save her. Everything unravels when the werewolves betray them, Nevin and Trug are converted into weredogs and their bat goes missing.
Now the two weredogs have to use their newfound powers of Kibbles and Bits to battle turncoat werewolves and bloodsucking demons without the benefit of opposable thumbs.
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