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BLUETOOTH BAYOU
A 64,000 word offering in the currently popular terrorist genre.
span style="width: 645px;" class="profileData" id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_rpOtherInfo_p0_p0_RadPanelbar14_p0_p0_pResume_FormView1_DataLabel">Willy, a defrocked PI is offered a substantial sum to oversee a business tracking down web spammers. Things take off down a dangerous path when his brother, a computer genius, and cockroach aficionado, inadvertently uncovers something larger than spam. They face Russian gangsters, Government thugs, and various contract killers while trying to unravel an explosive plot to terrorize random citizens across the globe./span> | |  | | CRUSADE
CRUSADE
Eighty-thousand words confirming my first-class e-ticket to eternal damnation
Hunter Thompson searched for the American dream, and to his cynical amusement—found it. The characters in Crusade think they've stumbled over its bloated, rotting corpse, and have packed their nostrils with cocaine to blunt the stench.
A drug-fueled journey by two deranged journalists into the morass of organized religion. Cornholery, snake handlers, faith healers, serial killers, sarcasm, blasphemy—good, clean, American fun. | |  | | Devlin Abnormal Investigations: Case File—The Hell Hermit
Possibly the most politically incorrect, offensive character ever created. This is a spin off of the character, Devlin, from the Dunkin, the Vampire Slayer series of novels. It's a rip off of X-Files, featuring a near indestructible alcoholic vampire, with few socially redeeming qualities, a wolf, a chimp, a few other off-beat characters and the end of the world...unless Devlin can can find some liquor in the non-alcoholic Mideastern lands.
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DUNKIN, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER, Something Porcine This Way Comes
A completed 63,000 word humor/horror novel set in Florida and Brazil. The first book in a trilogy.
span style="width: 645px;" class="profileData" id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_rpOtherInfo_p0_p0_RadPanelbar14_p0_p0_pResume_FormView1_DataLabel">Dunkin, a 450 lb vampire slayer has been around a long time. He has plenty of secrets behind his body's girth or 'Vein Armor' as he calls it. An accident brings Dunkin together with several slightly dysfunctional characters. Together they go on an undead hunting expedition that starts in sunny Florida and works its way down the Amazon in South America./span> | |  | | Dunkin, The Vampire Slayer II
The second installment in the Dunkin adventure. So many vampires, so few chapters in which to snipe them. Our heroes must each retrieve a legendary Vampire War Hammer. Their quest takes them to the desert of Australia, the Vatican in Italy, and the peaks of Nepal. With the hammers, they may have a chance to defeat the high council of vampires.
| |  | | Hard Boiled Headline
HARD BOILED HEADLINE
A completed 63,000 word suspense/humor novel
span style="width: 645px;" class="profileData" id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_rpOtherInfo_p0_p0_RadPanelbar14_p0_p0_pResume_FormView1_DataLabel">A gang of unusual newspaper men, take a large payment to start a newspaper during election season and unseat a corrupt county's crooked officials./span> | |  | | No You Can't Have It
NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE IT
A 63,000 word science fiction novel.
span style="width: 645px;" class="profileData" id="ctl00_ContentPlaceHolder1_rpOtherInfo_p0_p0_RadPanelbar14_p0_p0_pResume_FormView1_DataLabel">The indolent life of a wealthy, cynical, wisecracking talk radio host is invaded by a huge, garrulous interloper who claims to have invented an amazing device. Together they start a company based on his invention. When this technology becomes public, everyone wants it and are willing to do anything to get it./span> | |  | | Zane Sickle Comic/Adventurer
ZANE SICKLE: COMIC/ADVENTURER FOR HIRE
Sixty-five-thousand words of utter nonsense!
A stand up comic, an australian bodyguard, asian hookers, ninjas,a bevy of nude women, the CIA, the NSA, the PRC, four scientists, a kazoo, a battered bullhorn, the Amazon, Jesus—the Action Figure, various vermin and a hidden spaceship. Zane is an experienced comic who's sometimes funny, sometimes not; determination to make others laugh keeps him at it. Barely successful on his home turf, he discovers others think he's 'the bomb'. |
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