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It’s about Ginger Kanadoo, a desperate, washed up, old school realtor who drinks too much white zinfandel and eats too many doughnut holes. She hasn’t had a sale in a year and her only listing is an outhouse w/water views of a weed-choked lake.
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With no sales in a year, Squamskootnocket realtor Ginger Kanadoo will do anything to sell a home!
After 39 years of digging for paydirt in Squamskootnocket, New York's famously feeble real estate market, Ginger Kanadoo has again struck...dirt. Her newest listing? A "starter" outhouse with water views of weed-choked Squamskootnocket Lake. With no closings in a year and the wolf at the door, Ginger will stop at nothing to seal a deal - she'll even team up with her 93-year-old Aunt Maxie Kanadoo, "the World's Oldest Living Realtor!" Meanwhile, Ginger's own badass, newly Wiccan daughter Harvest is eager to pitch in with a naked rite or two. Then there's Tandy Brickenhaus | |  | | Repeaters
Repeaters is a supernatural thriller about a young girl who comes back from the dead to avenge her own murder.
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Gilded Prisons
by Linda Gould
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 Major League ballplayer Justin Moore is kidnapped from his own ballpark and transported to a foreign land. It might take high-level international negotiations to free him. Or maybe he will take matters into his own hands. |
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Born in Salt
by T. Weber
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 In a post-coup America, an Illinois farm boy is drawn into the resistance by his brother's death. Captured, he is given a choice: betray his friends, or the girl he loves will be lobotomized. |
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