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Female Members of the Oh Lawd! Why Am I Still Single group embark on an hilarious mission of revenge aboard the high seas.
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The hilarious story of a sanctimonious elderly woman named Sister Betty, who receives phone call from God. He says He's coming by but doesn't give a time. She’s a member of Reverend Knott Enuff Money’s, Ain’t Nobody Else Right But Us-All Others Goin’ To Hell church. What could God possibly want to discuss?
Within minutes of entering Heaven, Angel-in-training Joe Bill found out that he couldn't get his wings until he made Rev. Knott Enuff Money and his spiritually-challenged congregation from the Ain't Nobody Else Right But Us-All Others Goin' To Hell church start praising God the right way. They had been back-biting, mudslinging and downright ridiculous for a long time, so it would not be easy.
After much crying and begging, from Joe Bill, Heaven decided to give him a little help. Who do they give him? They give him Sister Betty, one of the churches most sanctified and hypocritical eld | |  | | Sister Connie Fuse Makes A Grave Mistake/vol.2
Mother Pray Onn purchased a grave on the layaway plan. She asked Sister Connie Fuse to go to the They-All-Dying-To Git Here cemetery and drop off her monthly payment. If Mother Pray Onn had not done that, it might have been a calm day in Pelzer, South Carolina. However, since Sister Connie Fuse could not decide what to wear to make a grave payment she got a late start, and that was her first mistake. Her second mistake; she accidentally put Mother Pray Onn's grave layaway payment through the mail slot of the We'll-Haul-Your-Ashes crematorium which was right next door. Later that same day, Mother Pray Onn got the telephone call from the crematorium, and when she discovered what Sister Connie Fuse had done, well it was on after that.
Poor Sister Connie Fuse! She's been trying so hard, for most of her life to find and serve God. When she joined the Ain't Nobody Else Right But Us-All Others Goin' To Hell church and got saved, she thought her search was over.
That stuck in menopause church mother, Mother Pray Onn has asked the newly-converted Sister Connie Fuse to take her grave layaway payment over to the Dyin' To Git Here cemetery. She made a mistake and put it through the mail slot of the We'll Haul Your Ashes crematorium.
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Coding My Future
by Becky DeWitt
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 Potential meets purpose for great accomplishments in the life of a young student.
A young student is interested in learning coding programs. He applies and is rejected because of his age. He does not give up and tries again and is accepted. Eventu |
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