Rick’s professional background includes freelancing IT skills, running retail stores, and dabbling in website creation—all of which left him “spiritually exhausted,” and led him to create his poetic alter ego, RickthePoetWarrior, to give voice to his viewpoints and promote his politics in an entertaining manner.
“When I decided to write, I looked at the current state of poetry and decided I didn’t want to go mainstream with verse about pretty flowers or lost loves,” explains the author.”I created RickthePoetWarrior with the intention of writing on various non-standard poetry subjects, including politics, science, and ‘stuff,’ using humor and satire as a means of making poetry palatable to a wider audience.”
The poetry of RickthePoetWarrior makes frequent use of puns and creative wordplay, keeping the reader simultaneously hooked, amused, and eagerly anticipating the next unexpected turn of phrase.
RickthePoetWarrior’s tone is often dark and cynical. He approaches topics with an offbeat, quirky and no-holds-barred viewpoint. Across the various volumes of his new releases, themes frequently include a distrust and dislike of government and big business alike, class struggles, and a sympathy for the downtrodden accompanied by spite for “TheRich.”
Consistent with his identity as a “warrior,” Rick does not simply rail against generalities. From top social media and tech companies (and their CEOs), to orange-haired Presidents of the United States, to politicians from his native Canada, and even to his homeland’s most famous coffee and donut purveyor, he names names. Yet, as a “poet warrior,” he wields words—albeit razor-sharp as sword. His vocabulary is sometimes salty, and always colorful.
The copyright page of each volume finishes with the kindly greeting, “Peace be with you.” Perhaps an unlikely greeting for a warrior—though RickthePoetWarrior is after all a poet, a thus an ultimately peaceful warrior. (And lest one be tempted to classify him as simply a wild-eyed political radical, recall his other works, including his collection of poems about flatulence).
“Despite my sarcastic and cynical attitude, I love people, and that is my motivation for writing, “ says the poet. “That, and the thought that I might actually make them think about something besides themselves.”
RickthePoetWarrior doesn’t reserve all his barbs for the soft bellies of others—he’s prone to frequently turn the sword inward with self-deprecating humor. Of his audience he says, “they should be able to laugh at themselves, because that’s who I’m making fun of most of the time—us.”
About RickthePoetWarrior
Rick was born in New Brunswick, Canada, the middle child of five siblings. He’s held a variety of interesting jobs: he was a Streaker before going to work for the Boy Scouts, and then got his degree in computer programming. He also worked in Egypt as a peacemaker for a year before heading back to Canada. “Half Irish, half Polish, I like forcing the round peg into the square hole, just to piss off my counsel.”
Birth Place: Saint John NB, Canada
Accomplishments: Nobel Peace Prize. I haven't got it but apparently the requirements have slipped (see Obama) so I might have a shot.
First Canada Beaver Woodbadge, Scouts Canada
Service to Peace Medal, Multinational Force & Observers
Duke of Edinborough Award (Silver "Cause I didna try too hard laddie" and that's a damn good excuse for second)
College Level Brainwashing Diplomas (One and a half)
Dance Committee, David & Mary Thomson INSTITUTE
Books
The Computer Part e- v4 by RickthePoetWarrior Get your AI (art-is-visual intelligence) reprogrammed as this aulde technology reveals nu_technology's secrets...
Some Terrorible Company To Keep v5 by RickthePoetWarrior An expose of fake ethics, perversion of public relations, and intentional malfeasance used by modern corporations to conduct 'business as usual'....
Victoria by Deceit of the Pants v6.2 by RickthePoetWarrior A naughty-call look into the Capital of Canada's 'Land of The Newlyweds and Nearlydeads', Victoria,B.C....
Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed v6 by RickthePoetWarrior From the land of the milked and honeyed here’s a few political faux pas and a bit of attitude exposed to the harsh light of a Canadian who actually has their own opinion....
Kind A SLOw In The Kootenays v2.2 by RickthePoetWarrior Has-beens and coffee get together to recreate a same old new tourist trap in a land even the First Nations don't want....
U.S. 'A' Today 'b' Tomorrow v3 by RickthePoetWarrior America’s slide to infamy continues under the careful tutelage of a leadership that’s determined to grab as much as they can before the ship sinks....
A Child's Garden Of Nine Eleven v2 by RickthePoetWarrior Conspiracy or cons piracy? See what they didn’t want to tell you. Presented in a pithi-able and pathos-thetic format mimicking children’s view of 9 -11- 2001....
Giving Myself 'A' Reason For Going On by RickthePoetWarrior A homonymless man writes shows what it's like to look up the laid he skirts when you’re lying prone(d) to the sidewalk, beer / joint / needle dangling from your hand /lips / arm....
It Came From Jacksons Point v3 by RickthePoetWarrior Sometimes, like when you’re visiting your sister, there’s just not that much to do.
Oh well there's always satire....
Extraterrorestrial Beings v4 by RickthePoetWarrior Our heroes are revealed for all they are, the final flash of a dying star, for with this pen I do they mar, with hopes I leave ‘em all a scar....
Election Rejection Selection by RickthePoetWarrior Bought, sold, traded, and boiled in oil The Great Mistake of 2015 is reviewed with plenty of ‘I Told You So’s...
Say Something Terrorible v3 by RickthePoetWarrior My mom says ‘If you can’t say anything nice then don’t say anything’. Sorry mom but under the guise of poetic license I penned these beauties....
Top 56 Ways To Kill TheRich by RickthePoetWarrior Imagine if you were just allowed to imagine without all that guilt and stuff. A light-hearted look at Class Reformation....
Middle Class Outing v2 by RickthePoetWarrior It's about how middling we are and middle means middle only like a big middle and class isn't school and outing's not a trip....
Cedric the Rednek Rights Pomes v2 by RickthePoetWarrior #Rightwing Culture expresses itself and in turn is expressed in a turnabout is fair play kind of way....
The Trappings of Atoeinny and Cleptoputtra by RickthePoetWarrior Shakespeare’s tragic love story ‘Antony and Cleopatra’ is putt on a fair way as two lovers go for the green together only to be frustrated by the sands of time....
Terrorforming Your Environment by RickthePoetWarrior Never to leave well enough alone our attempts at managing our society, culture, and environment are recycled, re-used, and just generally regurgitated...
Tyrann(y)asaurus (w)Rex v4 by RickthePoetWarrior That I hope soon to be extinct dinosaur, our government, is bludgeoned and beaten as thoroughly as the freedom of the law lets me without jail time....
Bear's Ramblings On Vancouver Island v2 by RickthePoetWarrior Hear this. Bear had a powerful spirit vision. In his vision he was on Vancouver Island visiting Victoria BC for a powwow....
Sterrorilization by RickthePoetWarrior Black white (well sort of pinkish) etcetera, Christian Muslim etcetera, Hetero-Homo-Metro Sexual, Physical, Mental, Ow! Includes all human rights violations I could think of.
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Recently published e-books:
A Child's Garden Of Nine Eleven
Aural Gynecology for the Layman
Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed
COVID19 SCENE Seen
The Computer Part e-
Kind-A-SLOw in the Kootenays
One Hundred Fart Poems
Some Terrorible Company to Keep
U.S. 'A' Today 'b' Tomorrow
Victoria by Deceit of the Pants