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Long to hear the melodious musings of the BEST POET EVER? Sorry.You'll have to wait until I'm dead!

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Rick’s professional background includes freelancing IT skills, running retail stores, and dabbling in website creation—all of which left him “spiritually exhausted,” and led him to create his poetic alter ego, RickthePoetWarrior, to give voice to his viewpoints and promote his politics in an entertaining manner.

“When I decided to write, I looked at the current state of poetry and decided I didn’t want to go mainstream with verse about pretty flowers or lost loves,” explains the author.”I created RickthePoetWarrior with the intention of writing on various non-standard poetry subjects, including politics, science, and ‘stuff,’ using humor and satire as a means of making poetry palatable to a wider audience.”

The poetry of RickthePoetWarrior makes frequent use of puns and creative wordplay, keeping the reader simultaneously hooked, amused, and eagerly anticipating the next unexpected turn of phrase.

RickthePoetWarrior’s tone is often dark and cynical. He approaches topics with an offbeat, quirky and no-holds-barred viewpoint. Across the various volumes of his new releases, themes frequently include a distrust and dislike of government and big business alike, class struggles, and a sympathy for the downtrodden accompanied by spite for “TheRich.”

Consistent with his identity as a “warrior,” Rick does not simply rail against generalities. From top social media and tech companies (and their CEOs), to orange-haired Presidents of the United States, to politicians from his native Canada, and even to his homeland’s most famous coffee and donut purveyor, he names names. Yet, as a “poet warrior,” he wields words—albeit razor-sharp as sword. His vocabulary is sometimes salty, and always colorful.

The copyright page of each volume finishes with the kindly greeting, “Peace be with you.” Perhaps an unlikely greeting for a warrior—though RickthePoetWarrior is after all a poet, a thus an ultimately peaceful warrior. (And lest one be tempted to classify him as simply a wild-eyed political radical, recall his other works, including his collection of poems about flatulence).

“Despite my sarcastic and cynical attitude, I love people, and that is my motivation for writing, “ says the poet. “That, and the thought that I might actually make them think about something besides themselves.”

RickthePoetWarrior doesn’t reserve all his barbs for the soft bellies of others—he’s prone to frequently turn the sword inward with self-deprecating humor. Of his audience he says, “they should be able to laugh at themselves, because that’s who I’m making fun of most of the time—us.”

 

About RickthePoetWarrior

Rick was born in New Brunswick, Canada, the middle child of five siblings. He’s held a variety of interesting jobs: he was a Streaker before going to work for the Boy Scouts, and then got his degree in computer programming. He also worked in Egypt as a peacemaker for a year before heading back to Canada. “Half Irish, half Polish, I like forcing the round peg into the square hole, just to piss off my counsel.”

    



Birth Place: Saint John NB,  Canada

Accomplishments: Nobel Peace Prize. I haven't got it but apparently the requirements have slipped (see Obama) so I might have a shot.

First Canada Beaver Woodbadge, Scouts Canada

Service to Peace Medal, Multinational Force & Observers

Duke of Edinborough Award (Silver "Cause I didna try too hard laddie" and that's a damn good excuse for second)

College Level Brainwashing Diplomas (One and a half)

Dance Committee, David & Mary Thomson INSTITUTE



Books


The Computer Part e- v4 by RickthePoetWarrior
Get your AI (art-is-visual intelligence) reprogrammed as this aulde technology reveals nu_technology's secrets...
  



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Aural Gynecology for the Layman v51 by RickthePoetWarrior
Previously published as Women Seeing Red this updated vibe rater hums with excitement....
  



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Some Terrorible Company To Keep v5 by RickthePoetWarrior
An expose of fake ethics, perversion of public relations, and intentional malfeasance used by modern corporations to conduct 'business as usual'....
  



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Victoria by Deceit of the Pants v6.2 by RickthePoetWarrior
A naughty-call look into the Capital of Canada's 'Land of The Newlyweds and Nearlydeads', Victoria,B.C....
  



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Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed v6 by RickthePoetWarrior
From the land of the milked and honeyed here’s a few political faux pas and a bit of attitude exposed to the harsh light of a Canadian who actually has their own opinion....
  



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COVID19 SCENE Seen v2 by RickthePoetWarrior
Do you want GUARANTEED IMPUNITY from Covid19 virus? Interest priqued?...
  



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Kind A SLOw In The Kootenays v2.2 by RickthePoetWarrior
Has-beens and coffee get together to recreate a same old new tourist trap in a land even the First Nations don't want....
  



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U.S. 'A' Today 'b' Tomorrow v3 by RickthePoetWarrior
America’s slide to infamy continues under the careful tutelage of a leadership that’s determined to grab as much as they can before the ship sinks....
  



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One Hundred Fart Poems v14 by RickthePoetWarrior
Under-utilized, under estimated, yet understood by everyone the fart is made to odor jest for you....
  



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A Child's Garden Of Nine Eleven v2 by RickthePoetWarrior
Conspiracy or cons piracy? See what they didn’t want to tell you. Presented in a pithi-able and pathos-thetic format mimicking children’s view of 9 -11- 2001....
  



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Giving Myself 'A' Reason For Going On by RickthePoetWarrior
A homonymless man writes shows what it's like to look up the laid he skirts when you’re lying prone(d) to the sidewalk, beer / joint / needle dangling from your hand /lips / arm....
  



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'Omeless Olympics 'Andbook by RickthePoetWarrior
A Dream Come True. Unfortunately yes if you don’t read this book....
  



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Occupi Occupy Occupie by RickthePoetWarrior
Hold a revolution. Hold a parade. Hold a park. Hold on. What's this? That doesn't look right ......
  



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Miasmatic Mystical Heavenly Orbits Taken With Pride by RickthePoetWarrior
Book three in this non-series-is serious work on learning how to leverage or (wo)manipulate English as a poet...
  



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MORe ON How To Write Pro$eperly by RickthePoetWarrior
Second in an unplanned series of continuing education on writing for modern times...
  



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The Knowledge of The Bearded Clam by RickthePoetWarrior
Some things are said that should be. But it`s funny too :)...
  



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It Came From Jacksons Point v3 by RickthePoetWarrior
Sometimes, like when you’re visiting your sister, there’s just not that much to do. Oh well there's always satire....
  



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Extraterrorestrial Beings v4 by RickthePoetWarrior
Our heroes are revealed for all they are, the final flash of a dying star, for with this pen I do they mar, with hopes I leave ‘em all a scar....
  



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Election Rejection Selection by RickthePoetWarrior
Bought, sold, traded, and boiled in oil The Great Mistake of 2015 is reviewed with plenty of ‘I Told You So’s...
  



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Rick's Red Book by RickthePoetWarrior
A poet scorned is a woman porned! Revenge poet style....
  



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Say Something Terrorible v3 by RickthePoetWarrior
My mom says ‘If you can’t say anything nice then don’t say anything’. Sorry mom but under the guise of poetic license I penned these beauties....
  



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Top 56 Ways To Kill TheRich by RickthePoetWarrior
Imagine if you were just allowed to imagine without all that guilt and stuff. A light-hearted look at Class Reformation....
  



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Middle Class Outing v2 by RickthePoetWarrior
It's about how middling we are and middle means middle only like a big middle and class isn't school and outing's not a trip....
  



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Cedric the Rednek Rights Pomes v2 by RickthePoetWarrior
#Rightwing Culture expresses itself and in turn is expressed in a turnabout is fair play kind of way....
  



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The Bothers Grimm Fair E Tales by RickthePoetWarrior
Our childhood favorite nursery rhymes are re-formatted for the modern reader...
  



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The Trappings of Atoeinny and Cleptoputtra by RickthePoetWarrior
Shakespeare’s tragic love story ‘Antony and Cleopatra’ is putt on a fair way as two lovers go for the green together only to be frustrated by the sands of time....
  



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Cry.Baby by RickthePoetWarrior
The political follies of the Province of British Columbia in Canada explored in prose and satire. ...
  



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Terrorforming Your Environment by RickthePoetWarrior
Never to leave well enough alone our attempts at managing our society, culture, and environment are recycled, re-used, and just generally regurgitated...
  



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Tyrann(y)asaurus (w)Rex v4 by RickthePoetWarrior
That I hope soon to be extinct dinosaur, our government, is bludgeoned and beaten as thoroughly as the freedom of the law lets me without jail time....
  



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Virtually One Big Poem Come By Me by RickthePoetWarrior
A journey into web design and what can go wrong when a poet tries to understand 'end' users...
  



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Bear's Ramblings On Vancouver Island v2 by RickthePoetWarrior
Hear this. Bear had a powerful spirit vision. In his vision he was on Vancouver Island visiting Victoria BC for a powwow....
  



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Sterrorilization by RickthePoetWarrior
Black white (well sort of pinkish) etcetera, Christian Muslim etcetera, Hetero-Homo-Metro Sexual, Physical, Mental, Ow! Includes all human rights violations I could think of. ...
  



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How To Weaponize Your Seniors by RickthePoetWarrior
An under-utilized human resource is re-imagined with purpose....
  



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What You Should Know About B.A.N.F.F. by RickthePoetWarrior
Light-headed prose about "living in a postcard” residents and their mountainous egos....
  



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Kill TheRich by RickthePoetWarrior
Kick Depression in the butt. Laugh at the enemy - Laugh at yourself....
  



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Poetry ( View all 87 poems )

One To The Power Of X
 by RickthePoetWarrior
TheRich controlling politics...


Trump's A. Null Desire
 by RickthePoetWarrior
Commentary on Trump's invasion plans....


H One B Or Not One Be
 by RickthePoetWarrior
Immigration policy flip...


Deep State
 by RickthePoetWarrior
Commentary on the blame game...


Curl, Heave, and I’ves Plum Puddin’ Disaster
 by RickthePoetWarrior
Song parody for us old people:)...


You Can't Insure Death
 by RickthePoetWarrior
From my collection of corporate poetry 'Some Terrorible Company To Keep'...


Modern ITioms
 by RickthePoetWarrior
From my book The Computer Part e-...



Articles ( View all 3 articles )

Box Kicking
 by RickthePoetWarrior
Sample event held at the 'Omeless Olympics'....


Cull-inary Sampling From Top 56 Ways To Kill TheRich
 by RickthePoetWarrior
Just a sample of using your imagination to eliminate the wealth-poverty gap....


Bear Meets Raven
 by RickthePoetWarrior
Excerpt from my book 'Bear's Ramblings On Vancouver Island' ...



News

Revelstoke nomad pens poetry, offers insight into homelessness
 by RickthePoetWarrior
Biographic interview by Jocelyn Doll...



Events

Famous Love Poet Sleepover Tour 3/29/2021
Late Night Booty Call...


Links


RickthePoetWarrior

Interview with Rick May 21
Article from Revelstoke Review, May 2021


Additional information

Recently published e-books: A Child's Garden Of Nine Eleven Aural Gynecology for the Layman Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed COVID19 SCENE Seen The Computer Part e- Kind-A-SLOw in the Kootenays One Hundred Fart Poems Some Terrorible Company to Keep U.S. 'A' Today 'b' Tomorrow Victoria by Deceit of the Pants

 
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