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A Dream Come True. Unfortunately yes if you don’t read this book.
With an unseemingly endless supply of potential populations, places, and pressures it was inevitable that the Olympic Management couldn't resist a stab at holding a charity event.
And this time instead of having the slums outside the walls and excluding the poor from events 'The Olympic Park' will be the slums and the poor are the event satisfying both socialists and capitalists in one hot switch and dump. |
|  | | A Child's Garden Of Nine Eleven v2
Conspiracy or cons piracy? See what they didn’t want to tell you. Presented in a pithi-able and pathos-thetic format mimicking children’s view of 9 -11- 2001.
Imagined as seen through the eyes of child these select occurences uncovers some hidden truths that were also left buried at ground zero that day. Here is what they had to say.
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|  | | Aural Gynecology for the Layman v51
Previously published as Women Seeing Red this updated vibe rater hums with excitement.
LOVE – COMMUNICATIONS – LOVE.
It is said that the bedrock of a long lasting relationship with Women is good two-way communication.
Explore the inner workings of this poets mind as he tries to figure out where he went wrong!
Is it Sciences fault? No.
Is it Women's fault? Maybe.
Is it the Author's fault?
Yes! (At least according to you know who.)
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|  | | Be Afraid. Beaveree Eh Frayed v6
From the land of the milked and honeyed here’s a few political faux pas and a bit of attitude exposed to the harsh light of a Canadian who actually has their own opinion.
The citizens of Canada enjoy a high standard of living, well most of the 'proper' ones do.
And for the majority they're granted social supports, political freedoms, and economic opportunities beyond the dreams of billions of earthlings.
And yet despite an abundance of resources, both natural and human, our political systems suffer the same fault as all closed power systems, corruption and 'systematic' cruelty (another dodge of personal responsibility)
.Anyways, this Canadian poet got tired of it and wrote some verse for you to become 'awoke' eh!
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|  | | Bear's Ramblings On Vancouver Island v2
Hear this. Bear had a powerful spirit vision. In his vision he was on Vancouver Island visiting Victoria BC for a powwow.
Join the author as he re-imagines his journey to a Salmon Powwow in Victoria BC.
Told using the nature of indigenous characters as seen from his 'skinny-grizzly' point of view Rick does his best to represent the wisdom and fellowship along with the adventures he has with his friend Raven from the Okanagon peoples. |
|  | | Cedric the Rednek Rights Pomes v2
#Rightwing Culture expresses itself and in turn is expressed in a turnabout is fair play kind of way.
Rednecks aren't known for great poetry.
But they are known for poetry that 'gets the job done' (See Cowboy Poetry).
Here's such a book that lets the reader imagine what it must be like to work for us assholes!
And describes that particular breed or 'red', the conservatively natured.
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|  | | COVID19 SCENE Seen v2
Do you want GUARANTEED IMPUNITY from Covid19 virus? Interest priqued?
COVID19 has us all stuck inside yet wanting to get out and stick it to someone else.
And it seems to continue neeleslessly?
Interest priqued yet?
Here's just the cure for your isolated more.
With witty prose, rhyme, and free form you can isolate your mind from the worries and woes of this endemic pandemic.
Just scan these little germs of wisdom with a vaccinuous mind and you will find your kith might not be so kined as you thought.
Oh, and please stay away at least two meters.
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|  | | Cry.Baby
The political follies of the Province of British Columbia in Canada explored in prose and satire.
“I haven’t got a brain”
“I haven’t got a heart”
“I haven’t got courage”.
Pick one or all three to describe society and politics in British Columbia, Canada.
Based on news clipping and personal observations this poet attempts to point out some of the hypocrisy the average voter is able to carry. |
|  | | Election Rejection Selection
Bought, sold, traded, and boiled in oil The Great Mistake of 2015 is reviewed with plenty of ‘I Told You So’s
Canada is a two party state with a little smattering of color to defend our political bigotry.
Rarely does a minority hold the balance of power because 'the big boys' like it that way.
Still, we vote. (There's always the lotto:) |
|  | | Extraterrorestrial Beings v4
Our heroes are revealed for all they are, the final flash of a dying star, for with this pen I do they mar, with hopes I leave ‘em all a scar.
Celebrities, political figures, media heroes and shill. In the playlists of 'all the world's a stage' there lies a species of human unique in it's need to feed on undeserved adulation.
Strange thing though, they're surrounded by a sea of willing and rambunctious adulators who feel themselves inadequate.
So it's really a book of satirical rhyme and prose about mirrors when you reflect on it. |
|  | | Giving Myself 'A' Reason For Going On
A homonymless man writes shows what it's like to look up the laid he skirts when you’re lying prone(d) to the sidewalk, beer / joint / needle dangling from your hand /lips / arm.
Homeless, the new label for being poor, is one of society's oldest and constantly growing populations.
What to do?
Well, just give them a 'home' 'somewhere else' so they won't roam in your backyard of course.
Then when the next round of economic disasters hits (by 'ovresight/glitch/or alcohol) TheRich will receive a better reward for their 'generosity'.
Anyways, there is one homeless man fighting back.
Take this you non-homelessers.
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|  | | How To Weaponize Your Seniors
An under-utilized human resource is re-imagined with purpose.
“Rage, rage, against the dying of the light” is often quoted as an eulogy by Dylan for his father who was going blind.
But it's the blindness that seniors readily adopt that I'm talking about.
Look, you don't have to sit around watching a screen or staring through a window.
Hobble, crawl, walk or run to somewhere and do something.
If not then read this book and learn how to put yourself to good use.
Old age. Phooey! |
|  | | How to Write Proseperly
First in a never ending series of similiar sounding sub spelled specials subjecting some English satirically litter all chair
So You Think You Know Eenlgish? Tired of sounding like those everyday ‘poem-in-a-jar’ type writers. The more you stroke your ‘keyboard’ ( ( (read ‘flute’) sexual reference) read is a homonym of reed and a homo-num of flute) the less comes? Aye Mateys. Eye Matisse. The rest is easy.Err -ors happen and you just have to learn to live with IT? Shift gears.
Poetrical anthologies and anthropolymorphed prose in penned down lesson format to help squiggling struggling youth. Includes samples and a workbook for creativity. Duped by cor |
|  | | In Prose of Golf
19 Humorous poems about America's Holy EST game.
Be fore warned: This book is rough, rough, rough on players and practices. Oh, and there’s some fun bits.
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|  | | It Came From Jacksons Point v3
Sometimes, like when you’re visiting your sister, there’s just not that much to do.
Oh well there's always satire.
Politics, a bit of small town, and a look at nature combined in a wander about Ontario presented in prose and rhyme. |
|  | | Kill TheRich
Kick Depression in the butt.
Laugh at the enemy - Laugh at yourself.
The world has become a complicated place to be a citizen, as corporations (shells for “The Rich”) take over the government and seek even more insidious ways to get at our money.
We let “The Rich” control our lives, influence our family and friends, and conduct wars— holy and unholy—to further benefit their own personal ambitions. So why not just do away with them?
If it takes the removal of a few thousand of The Rich to improve the lives of six billion, I say let’s cut out the cancerous growth before it gets too big and kills the res |
|  | | Kind A SLOw In The Kootenays v2.2
Has-beens and coffee get together to recreate a same old new tourist trap in a land even the First Nations don't want.
Nestled in the heart of the Kootenay Mountains range of the Canadian Rockies lies the unique little village of Kaslo.
Avoided by the First Nations as a cursed place the early European invaders paid no heed and settled in.
How the aboriginals knew of the radioactive nature of the soil is still unknown to 'White Man' but this book isn't about that.
It's about the quirkiness of quaint attitudes, perhaps caused by the altitude or just the high airs many of the residents feel entitled to.
Still, it is one heck of a tourist destination, deserving of this glow |
|  | | Miasmatic Mystical Heavenly Orbits Taken With Pride
Book three in this non-series-is serious work on learning how to leverage or (wo)manipulate English as a poet
A good example of why you shouldn't read bad examples as this volume disgusts is about illuding to the heresy of hear-say.
We trick ourselves, our mind's trick us, author's use literary tricks to trickle out their prose.
Why even hookers trick!
So what's the trick to learning this?
Simple. This spell-blinding book. |
|  | | Middle Class Outing v2
It's about how middling we are and middle means middle only like a big middle and class isn't school and outing's not a trip.
The Middle Class is under attack!
And not just by TheRich.
This poor poet has a shot at them too as he outlines some of the struggles and foibles of citizens as they fit themselves into the large yet poorly defined Middle Class.
Written in prose and rhyme with sympathy and satire being used to highlight our day to day existence.
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|  | | MORe ON How To Write Pro$eperly
Second in an unplanned series of continuing education on writing for modern times
Bulllshit!
With emphasis on Titles and Labels and their use, meaning, and placement in literature this volume provides novice writers with some tools and ideas to look at the structure of their writing to improve clarity and provide tension and pathos.
Bullshit.
But if I had used that as a 'title' at the start of this paragraph you may not have read the rest of the explanation.
Powerful hey?
As always we discuss why you stink, why English sucks, and what you can do to wash off some of the social norms and corporate filth we all bask in.< |
|  | | Occupi Occupy Occupie
Hold a revolution. Hold a parade. Hold a park. Hold on. What's this? That doesn't look right ...
I was not a founding member but found myself at the start of the Occupy Movement in October of 2011.
I was at 'The Designated Corner' bright and early along with “The Media”.
Lots of media and me.
We waited. And waited.
More wait and then one of the many crews lolling about got a text that it had been moved to two blocks over and an hour later.
So off I went to occupy a spot in the Occupy Hall of Fame and Shame. |
|  | | One Hundred Fart Poems v14
Under-utilized, under estimated, yet understood by everyone the fart is made to odor jest for you.
What expires only to be reborn instantly?
A fart of course.
Explore the external effects a fart can have on not only one poor poet but on the whole world. Talk about power!
In my briefs I've attempted to explore the lesser known subtleties and some of the broader implications of just letting one go.
I hope it smells as good to you as it does me. Enjoy. Yummy!
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|  | | Rick's Red Book
A poet scorned is a woman porned! Revenge poet style.
I put a spell on you baby.
An investigation of culture clashes when poetry meets pornography.
It's muses to your 'ear.
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|  | | Say Something Terrorible v3
My mom says ‘If you can’t say anything nice then don’t say anything’. Sorry mom but under the guise of poetic license I penned these beauties.
Wah, wah, wah, there are some things that just disgust me, distress me, and a few that despise me.
I can't get along with cheese or people it seems so there!
Prose and satire on a variety of subjects I leave to your discovery. |
|  | | Some Terrorible Company To Keep v5
An expose of fake ethics, perversion of public relations, and intentional malfeasance used by modern corporations to conduct 'business as usual'.
Business and ethics have long been uneasy bedfellows. Nothing has changed.
It is still being used as a tool by rich elitists to enforce their standards and class structures onto the rest of us.
Unelected, deceitful, and with the consumers demise as it's goal (less for you, more for them). TheRich always coopt our institutions and organizations, turning them into facades to enforce social and political norms crafted to their needs, regardless of the harm to the environment or the people that inhabit it.
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|  | | Sterrorilization
Black white (well sort of pinkish) etcetera, Christian Muslim etcetera, Hetero-Homo-Metro Sexual, Physical, Mental, Ow! Includes all human rights violations I could think of.
Stereotypical of it's duality a stereotype can be a positive or negative, a censorship or a shortcut. It depends on the senders intent and the receivers conceptions.
Two problems occur simultaneously, that of definition and of use.
What to do?
Well, always remember 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me' and if that doesn't work, throw one of the clever concepts I've uncovered while trying to decide just what the problem is with everybody's attitude.
Ignore-ants is an excuse as shown in this book of prose. |
|  | | Terrorforming Your Environment
Never to leave well enough alone our attempts at managing our society, culture, and environment are recycled, re-used, and just generally regurgitated
Yes Yes Yes The Environment
But
Did you ever stop to think?
That
What's put you on the brink
Is
Attitude rinky-dink
(Not only that - The Environment is ALL) |
|  | | The Bothers Grimm Fair E Tales
Our childhood favorite nursery rhymes are re-formatted for the modern reader
Are you watching what your children watch?/
NO!
Don't worry, Big Brother Loves You
And he's watching them for you all the time!
In fact, he;s witching them all the time
Read how the system is trying to steal young minds while making all 'fun'. |
|  | | The Computer Part e- v4
Get your AI (art-is-visual intelligence) reprogrammed as this aulde technology reveals nu_technology's secrets
It's time you held up a mental mirror and had a close look at the moral, immoral, and mortal side effects of IT.
Programmed in PoetryPlusPlus you'll learn the DIRTY INDUSTRY SECRETS that the major stakeholders don't want you to know.
Plus just like a free feature you never asked for you'll learn to obey laughing at the screen (in non-selfie mode of course) making you just a little bit better than the AI that lead you to this line.
What an interfacing good time you'll have.
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|  | | The Knowledge of The Bearded Clam
Some things are said that should be. But it`s funny too :)
Here's a problem you abpoetic peoples can understand.
What to do with those little bits of scrap leftover after your crafty attempt at wordsmithing?
Try this!
(Oh, and Take that! Too) |
|  | | The Mirchant of Venous
A one act play where script and characters are all brand names (written in ADd Nauseam Continuum).
Written in ADd Nauseam Continuum a classical take is tooken apart by a modern poet and attempted to put back again with the cooperation of the original author./(Pretend Alan Ginsberg and William Shakespeare collaborated on updating The Merchant of Venice for Generation X). |
|  | | The Trappings of Atoeinny and Cleptoputtra
Shakespeare’s tragic love story ‘Antony and Cleopatra’ is putt on a fair way as two lovers go for the green together only to be frustrated by the sands of time.
The true origins of Golf have been discovered.
And by a poet no less!
Using the latest archaeological research from Oxford University (so he could name drop them) this pros masterly strokes will bring you to the fore front of knowlege.
Fill your cup. |
|  | | Top 56 Ways To Kill TheRich
Imagine if you were just allowed to imagine without all that guilt and stuff. A light-hearted look at Class Reformation.
Imagining 56 ways to 'Kill TheRich' is a lot easier to read than the title suggests
/And just because I stated that my 56 ideas are the Top this shouldn'd dissuade you from using your own number 57 if it satisfies that urge. |
|  | | Tyrann(y)asaurus (w)Rex v4
That I hope soon to be extinct dinosaur, our government, is bludgeoned and beaten as thoroughly as the freedom of the law lets me without jail time.
With all the 'wokeness' going on it's no wonder that people wish they could sleep it off.
Me too.
However I've been 'woke' for a while. Glad you decided to join us.
This book will give you the mental skills necessary to pick out what the government is really doing, why you should care and what you should do about changing policy for the better. |
|  | | U.S. 'A' Today 'b' Tomorrow v3
America’s slide to infamy continues under the careful tutelage of a leadership that’s determined to grab as much as they can before the ship sinks.
Making America Great Again means admitting you're no longer the best and unfortunately for the rest of the world the U.S. Political systems foibles and weaknesses have been clearly demonstrated as being able to achieve at least that much: a perpetual oppurtunity for improvement.
With elan, alarm, and alacrity a poet elocutes witty prose and rhyme to to point to some of the more 'unique, stupefying, and assinine politicians, policies and procedures produced in the good old you-is-say.
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|  | | Victoria by Deceit of the Pants v6.2
A naughty-call look into the Capital of Canada's 'Land of The Newlyweds and Nearlydeads', Victoria,B.C.
Victoria has a secret.
Salacious, lurid, exciting, these words can't describe the city enough because none of them apply!
Sleepy, laid back, tree hugging, happy go lucky, well to do, exclusionary, and just a little bit facetious will get you a lot closer to the truth.
And as islanders they like it like that.
Come along on this poetic voyage as I take a look at some of the lesser known 'sights' and 'view'points to be found in one of Canada's oldest and oddest cities, Victoria in the province of British Columbia.
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|  | | Virtually One Big Poem Come By Me
A journey into web design and what can go wrong when a poet tries to understand 'end' users
Is virtually one big poem being littered as a lot of little poems belittling little e-miners for a little bit of fun and a little Deep Thought.
I thought I take a stab a design but my mind mined mine mien and before you can say 'Hyper' 'Text' 'Markup' 'Language' I was/did/am. |
|  | | What You Should Know About B.A.N.F.F.
Light-headed prose about "living in a postcard” residents and their mountainous egos.
Beware Aint Nothing For Free as pictures, prose, and shocking newspaper articles reveal culture`s seamy side using Banff, Canada’s Mountain Jewel as a backdrop. Colored. LimitIt™ edition includes bins with best pickings for recycling.
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|  | | You Look FatCalgary
Using Calgary as a backdrop the author satirizes the self-serving nature of the public as it continues to fatten itself, not only physically, but egotistically as well.
Obesity and historically high rates of diabetes, grid-lock, unfettered corporate malfeasance, and a bloated governance no longer responsive to its citizens are but some of the symptoms of a society sickening itself on greed. Indebted from birth to their corporate masters the public no longer has the wherewithal to resist or the physical strength to raise their fat asses off the couch. Instead they assuage their egos with more of that which is destroying their own physical and mental well-being. This fat poem describes the foibles of this me (us) first mentality and attempts to convince the |
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