Born in Rochester, New York, and raised in New Jersey, where the weak are killed and eaten, S. Michael Wilson is 35 years old and shows no signs of acting his age just yet. if (typeof(theTemplate) != 'undefined' && theTemplate.hasFlashNavigation == "true") { if (window == window.top || parent.document.location.href.indexOf("main.html") == -1) { document.body.style.backgroundColor='#' +theTemplate.contentBGColor ; document.location.replace( __path_prefix__ + "/main.html?src=" + jencode(document.location.pathname + document.location.search)); } else { document.body.style.backgroundColor='#' +theTemplate.contentBGColor ; } }    S. Michael Wilson has held numerous jobs throughout his life. Starting out as a stock boy at the now-defunct Woolworth's, he went on to manage a comic book store, sort mail at the United States Postal Service, run the projection booths at various movie theaters throughout New Jersey, test underground fuel lines, act as production assistant at two Miss America Pageants and the 1994 Presidential Gala at Ford's Theater, manage the abused and undervalued back room employees at Target. He currently works as a software trainer for a software company based out of Pennsylvania.    During all of the these jobs, throughout the years, he wrote.    In the early 90's, he published an underground humor zine, The Mongoloid Moose, which gained a small but loyal fanbase through it's thirty-six issue run.    Since then, he has worked in various writing formats; short stories, screenplays, book and movie reviews, and blogging.    Most recently, he was approached by Idea Men Publications (IMP). Having dealt mainly with true-crime, IMP was looking to branch out into other forms of popular entertainment, and asked him to collaborate on some books with horror and science fiction films as the major theme. The first product of this collaboration, Monster Rally, which S. Michael Wilson both edited and contributed to, is currently available. Other IMP projects, including an examination of Bela Lugosi films adapted from classic literature, are due out in the near future.    On top of his work with IMP, S. Michael Wilson has several projects in the works. Among these are a book dedicated to bad movies, a series of audio commentaries on classic horror films, and a collection of articles from his humor zine, The Mongoloid Moose. Negotiations are curently in the works regarding the optioning of The Yard Sale, a screenplay co-written with Charles Rowe.    S. Michael Wilson almost never talks in third-person.