Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
Parents gave her a typewriter at age four and she never stopped writing!
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One day I surprised everyone and eloped with my handsome prince. We went to Hawaii and were married where King Kamehameha was crowned King, on royal and sacred Hawaiian soil. At this point in my life, I was 33 and wondered when it would finally happen, if ever, but somehow God took pity on me and gave me a good man who has now loved me for over 22 years. Prior to being married I questioned love, wrote heartfelt poems, read about it and attempted romance one too many times before giving up and going back to school to get a Master of Arts degree in Human Behavior. There had to be an answer somewhere about how to find the right partner. I studied relationships and spent all my weekends doing research instead of hanging out with girlfriends at bars when I met Steve, my aforementioned prince. Penniless Hearts is a work of fiction and yet it has the secret to real love hidden in its pages. Find your heart and love will find you....