Bald Guy is a genetically modified carrot-banana slug hybrid with mind controlling powers that allow him to implant silly songs into one's brain.
Background
Information
I actually hated writing as a child. I have horrible handwriting and it has always plagued me. I still do not like the mechanics of writing. However, I do love to be creative and come up with the weirdest, craziest, strangest, funniest stuff I can think of.
Birth Place
Salt Lake City, UT USA
Accomplishments
I have managed to live on this earth for 40 years without seriously injuring myself or anyone else.