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"I have been inspired since a young man to get to know the human condition. As an adolescent, a couple of the first “deep” books I read were The Teachings of Don Juan: A Yaqui Way of Knowledge, Crack in the Cosmic Egg, and Isaac Asimov's The Neutrino. I began by writing poetry but since have written several books and am working on several now. I read just about anything: history, theology, philosophy, math, science, marketing and sales, business. My goal for some time has been to look at mankind's major motivations and synthesize my readings with my musings. It has been a complete joy and a challenge." Jeff Brown, 2007
Jeff is a Hall of Fame Author (in top 100 of 6,300 authors) at SearchWarp.com and an Expert Author at EzineArticles.com. He has written 100's of essays and articles, over 50 poems, a book of poetry, 2 novels, and is currently working on three more novels: Give and Grow Yourself Rich (to publish in early 2008); Education is a Waste of Time, (late 2008); and a children's novella The Search for Adriana (late 2008). He has worked as a systems analyst, programmer and in tech. support. Has played professionally in a band: Cheap Date. Is an accomplished guitar player (also played drums in the Fife and Drums Corps, and trumpet and trombone in high school). He also worked five years as a professional standup comic, coming up with Dane Cook in Boston. He wrote for himself and others like Mz. Michagan. He taught 8 years at the college and university level as an English professor (reading, composition [transfer and developmental], technical writing, critical thinking, creative writing, and literature). And is currently a teacher, writer, entrepreneur, and encourager to all who come in contact with his writing and speaking.
OK, you want the truth? Just between me and you this is all a bunch of hype. Jeff doesn't know that I wrote this part; he's never seen it. But let me give it to you straight. The stuff above, about him being Mr. This and Mr. That? a bunch of hot air, it is. He told me to write it. Certainly, Jeff Brown is a creative, brilliant, insightful . . . OK, that's garbage too. And no! he doesn't need endless accolades and testimonies from the stars about how great he is. Yeeesh! What do you think this is? A Mark Victor Hansen sell-a-thon? However, you are getting very sleepy. You find yourself reaching for your master card. You will now let the cashier swipe it. Swipe. Swipe. Swipe. You enjoy this. In the future you plan to buy everything he promotes. OK. Now go get yourself an ice-cream and balloon. Watch the spills. Your mother's watching.
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