Keddy Flett is a twenty-nine year old travelogue and memoir writer who resides in Sydney, Australia. He is a reformed drinker, sober for over eighteen months and counting...   With an older brother and younger sister, not only does Keddy suffer from the occasional bout of hypochondria and Small-Man Syndrome, but he has also been cursed with a life-threatening case of Middle-Child Syndrome. With siblings aside, Keddy’s mother is a primary school teacher who always puts the milk in the cupboard and complains that nobody replenishes the fridge’s dairy supply, and his father is an insurance broker whose profound flashbacks to being the drum major in high school, fifty years ago, send him on verbal recounts that recycle themselves more often than sour-smelling milk cartons.