"I'd rather know me than rob me."--J.C. (not that one, the other one: Jonathan Carroll. He is not Jesus, though he has the same initials.)
Background
Information
Cobalt Tealway is most certainly unemployed owing to the fact she is a work in progress. She lives in a suburb of a city with her dog and her cat. Her writing, thus far, largely draws on her own life experiences, as she has never had the opportunity by go by anyone else's. Her humor is dark, and most people don't get it. Probably because they're not on all the medications she's on. As a recluse she has collected litte field data on the world at large, but has been privy to some interesting "case studies" of people out there living in it. The rest is a guess that she makes up along the way.
Her influences are many, but here's a choice few:Johnathan Carroll, David Thorne, Alan Lightman, Nicholas Christopher, John Connelly, Tad Williams, Douglas Coupland, Neil Gaiman, Haruki Murakami, Will Self, Banana Yoshimoto, Robert Rankin, Elizabeth Wurtzel, Grahme Joyce, Arthur Nersessian
Birth Place
Orange, CA USA
Accomplishments
Certified Used Honda Owner. Awarded "Quietest Person" in high school. Some crap from school that was chosen for publication for reasons unknown. An article in the "Dudespaper." She achieves something everyday, even if it is just making it to the bathroom on time.