The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
Peter John was born in Bromley Kent, England in 1973. He gained an interest in creative writing at the age of 14 and was published during the 1990’s in several poetry anthologies. Happily Married to Jo since 1996 and currently living in Sidcup Kent, not so far from the tree.
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I was born in Bromley, Kent back in the early seventies. I spent
most of my childhood riding bikes, playing tag and kicking tin cans around
the street, unless there was an actual football to hand. At the age of fourteen I
had a milestone experience. Prior to that I had never shown the slightest
interest in writing, if I remember rightly I wanted to be an astronaut, but then
I got put into detention one afternoon. I had failed to bring in my homework
assignment and the teacher had punished me by forcing me to write a short
story during the lunch time break. While all the other boys kicked tin cans
around the playground, I was sat in a room on my own with a sandwich, a
carton of Kia-Ora and an exercise book. I picked at the sandwich while staring
at the blank pages in front of me and then it happened. All of a sudden a story
formed in my head and I almost instinctively threw in down on the paper. 45
minutes passed in what felt like seconds and the short story which I had called
’Thinking Crash’ was spread throughout the exercise book in my scruffy,
barely coherent hand writing. I had never fallen into a story like that before,
where my hand was struggling to keep up with my brain and I didn’t look up
once from the pages until I heard the lunch bell ring. Ever since that day I
have been hooked. I could have been circling the earth in a tin can and eating
my dinner out of a tube if it wasn’t for that one stint in detention; I still like to
consider it as a lucky escape.
I gess the authors that have had the biggest influence on me are Peirs Anthony, Terry Pratchett, Jack Giles and James Herbert.