Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
Amazon reviewer
Farctured Frazzled Folk Fables and Fairy Farces, Part II satirizes popular children's stories into adult-oriented renditions. FFFF &FF, Part II is also available in Amazon Kindle and Barnes and Noble e-book formats.
There was this retarded man in town where I grew up, Leonia NJ, and he had red hair and we used to call him "Red", and he was tall and lanky and never spoke a word and all he did was walk from one end of the town to the other, back and forth, all day long, day after day, no matter the weather, from one end of the town to the other, he had daddy long legs and walked with giant long strides, never saying a word, and we'd watch him while we were high on pot. One day we didn't see him. He died. I've missed him ever since. Never knew his real name. I write for people like that.
Birth Place
Edgewater, NJ USA
Accomplishments
When I was twelve I ate a blueberry pie in thirteen seconds. Won an ice cream cone.