Steve Emmett is 5' 10" in his sock feet, pushing 55 years of age, and may weigh more than 120Kg depending on the time of day. He is a father, a wife, and was a son. What little hair he has left is brown going grey (yes, even that hair), but in years gone by he had a rich unruly mop which was tamed according to fashion - poodle perm; New Romantic side parting; bleached both in whole and part. His challenge to the barber these days is rather more workaday.