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Poetic Chauvinism
by Roger A. Ochs → (All Poetry by Roger A. Ochs)
  
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Your poetry is rich and meaningful
But my impoverished eyes proclaim;
Damn, you.ve got a nice ass.

Your rhymes range from villanelle to free verse
The forms adding substance to your words.
Damn, you've got a carnal form.

Your delivery is warm and subtle
But as you take a breathe, I think,
Damn, you've got juicy tits.

Your words are life, love and lively
Fraught with meanings deep and dark.
Damn, you could suck the chrome
off a bumper hitch.

Your poetry sings sin to my mind and heart
But I am not gifted with the god curse.
Damn, I've got eyes and balls as well.


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Now aren't you ladies glad you don't attend my weekly readings? Don't you gentlemen wish you did?

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 Reviews of "Poetic Chauvinism"
Reviewed by Victor Jensen
Reviewed on November 17, 2002
Honesty is in telling it as you really see it. - Vic

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 17, 2002
gooogly goo.......goo
no need to add spices
you have your own recipe....
no further comment
love
tinka

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2002
"weekly readings?" ohhhhhhhhhh.. silly me.. I thought you said this was published in Weekly Reader!! Jaysus, not when I was a kid, it wasnt! You drool so charmingly, dear Roger. (grin). katy. xox

Reviewed by Joel Raja Kumar J (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2002
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love from India - Joel -

Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen
Reviewed on November 14, 2002
Teeheehee, what a "gas"!! Interesting toilet paper, got any for sale....?! :D

Reviewed by richard poor
Reviewed on November 14, 2002
i think we are men that are poets and you said it well....

Reviewed by Sandra Buckley (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2002
Coffee and smiles this morning when I viewed your "tp" and I do like your way words.

Reviewed by Mari Laureano (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2002
lol***now that was straight up poetry! **Mari**

Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2002
Roger You are classic this had me rolling
I think I am switching to paper towels
Still laughing !!!!!!

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
Thanks for the giggle tonight. hee hee. ;)~~~

Love, JC xoxoxoxo

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
Bong

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
You certainly give as good as you get;-)...

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
Oh damn I'd love to reply to this one...

lol good write..

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
Gee Roger now I am fixed on the words tight ass. But my mind is always fixed in that direction, and that is a very enjoyable place to keep it. A very enjoyable 'piece' por writing. Just had to throw in a piece. Bill

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
OOOOOOOOOOOO Roger! You're so in touch with yourself!!

Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
Hahaha - yes, I guess I know why you responded to my NEEDS as if it was personal, lol!
(I actually changed it's listing from humor to relationships now) - it's okay Roger,
your lust is in the right place (-:

Reviewed by Ashley Tabor (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
Roger, what you dont know is that we are thinking the same thing about you men, only differece is, we do it with style. (Well some of us do!) I actually love this! Great write!

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
Now this was truly Enlightening!! Gotta love this one!

Hugs,
Maria

Reviewed on November 13, 2002
*grins* roger, you old fart. :) this is toooo funny...great job! :) (((HUGS))) and love, zoomie. :)

Reviewed on November 13, 2002
just confiming our suspicions *smile*

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
Roger, I am glad you appreciate my work,
but keep your hands to yourself

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
Oh Roger, that sense of humor has me laughing again. It's ok, we lady poets are used to it.

Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
loved the title! Thanks for the compliments :) heehee

Reviewed on November 13, 2002
hmmmm...VERY interesting! i always wondered how a guy's mind works; now i know!! :) love, your friend, karen lynn. ((((HUGS))))

Reviewed by Poetress X
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
Big Grin here. Very honest write. I loved it!

Reviewed by Josephine Bohen
Reviewed on November 13, 2002
hmmmm so this is how a guys mind works? like i never knew HA you should hear what i'm thinking!
josie


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