"I N-E-V-E-R had sex with that woman!!!!"---Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton is back in the news with his new book so I think its time to republish my poem about his antics while serving as president of our country...all in good fun!!!!
Fishbowls are octave and in it they swim.
Round in a circle as we all look in
Tetras of beauty in glorious array
Tails like silk scarves swimming today
Life in a fish bowl
Open and pure
No taxes or politicos , Boy! That's for sure!
Standing on soap boxes orating to friends
Battling the sharks that surely look in
To judge and be judged come pitiful cries
Of vote yes or right here the issue will die
For presidents smoking their long dead charoots
"Pages for Power" who don't give a hoot
Life in a glass house is fodder for souls
Who aren't as lucky as those in a bowl
For fishes are happy and content to swim
When politicians defy voters and try to pretend
That sex isn't SEX and cigars aren't Havanas...
When news people cry out for laughs of nirvana
And did he say that?
Wasn't Clinton the one?
Who gave us the Playboy on Air Force 1?
Now when the reporters get finished with Will
Can we still call him "Pres" from Capitol Hill?
Or will indictments speak volumes when terms are all gone
And fishes named Hillary battle alone
The Senate race calls ...then what happens to Bill ?
When his time is all done on the great White House Hill
No glass menageries coming to vision
For Wills who may rule from a federal prison
But this is America and land for all hopes
Where your choice can be swimming or living with dopes
Then one day you too can order a meal
And have us look on from across the great seal
Of the White House and roomy glass walls for fans
To beseech thee and wonder who plays in your band?
Is it Monica, Marilyn or some other floozy?
Perhaps an unknown to make us all woozy?
Careful you politicos we can become tired
So give us a good one or else you're ALL fired!
If you vote then it's your fault for putting them "in"
If you don't then its your fault for letting them win.
Wonderful rhymes here. :-) I concur with Phyllis. Bill had the same problem that King David did, poor control when it comes to women. There are worse pains you can inflict upon the public. ~~Nordette
You didn't? ;-) He did, she did, and the rest is history. Alog line of cliches would apply, but I won't. Bill was ths sexiest president since JFK, puffy eyes and paunch to boot.
This is plain out GOOD! He was, and is, a woman hungry boy. His crime was WHERE he allowed that woman to do what she done done.
That's MY Oval Office, along with all of its little rooms off to the side, and I resent how he trashed it with What's-Her-FACE. George Bush may not be the favored one of Anti-war liberals, but he DOES KEEP his Presidential Pants UP ! ! ! - Bill
Reviewed by Jennifer Butler (Reader)
Reviewed on April 12, 2006
Well, who can you vote for if you are completely opposed to handguns, killing, police in black uniform, and any and all abortions except when saving the mother from physical death? I don't think they've come up with such a candidate, have they?
This is hilarious or should I say Hillary-arious. You captured the right attitude to take when dealing with politicains, you gotta laugh at them and never take the ones like Bill serious, however as Phyllis says, better then the one you guys have now. Great whimsey though Sue,well done.
Great job! Always be mad at Bill Clinton for acting the fool. He is way too intelligent to have indulged in that kind of behavior. . .in the Oval Office, no less. He contributed a great deal, and since he left office, he has done great things. Makes me mad. Makes me sad. Makes me wanna scream. But I'll tell you what. I would rather have
seamy sex going on than the scary and unconscionable behavior that our current president is engaging in. Don't even say his name!
Here's to better times~! P e a c e !!
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Regis
Ron
Love Tinka
Hell I ain't voting for Hilary Clinton....maybe Condi Rice !
Peter
That's MY Oval Office, along with all of its little rooms off to the side, and I resent how he trashed it with What's-Her-FACE. George Bush may not be the favored one of Anti-war liberals, but he DOES KEEP his Presidential Pants UP ! ! ! - Bill
Eileen
Felix
seamy sex going on than the scary and unconscionable behavior that our current president is engaging in. Don't even say his name!
Here's to better times~! P e a c e !!
He never had sex with THAT woman. Sure--and pigs don't fly. A resounding indictment against lying (liars) in politics.
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Excellent write--well done!