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JEALOUS ? MOI ?
by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com → (All Poetry by Tom poesyco.th@gmail.com)
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APRIL FOOLS CATEGORY? HUH? NO, VIRGINIA, WE ARE FOOLS ... ALL YEAR LONG! EVERY YEAR ... YEAR IN - YEAR OUT ... As We 'Tool Along' in our little 4-Cylinder Economical vehicles, counting Pennies at the Gas Pump ... 'OTHERS' are Smiling! "SHEEP ARE SOOOOOOOOOO ... CUTE !!! AND ........ D U M B !!!

JEALOUS ? MOI ? © - Tom Hyland - 1/31/14 Those Drivers Swaggering by, in Their: Hummers - Cadillac Esplanades - Lincoln ? SUV's - Big Ass - Gas Guzzling - Over-Bearing ... "I Don't Care What Gasoline Costs!" Green Eyes of Jealousy? You Bet Your Bippy! Those Big-Ass Monster Trucks ... Pick-Ups ... Ford F150-F250-F350 - Dodge Rams - Toyota Forerunners ... Cutting You Off ... Daring You to Hit Them! Riding Up High, Wide n' Handsome ... Looking Down their Noses at You ... "Ain't I Just Special?" Obnoxious Bastards! Next, We Have Those Other Expensive Mov'vas ... Jaguars, Cadillacs, Mercedes, BMW's ... Lincoln Continental Mark LXXXX's ... Where, Oh Where, is my 'Magic Wand' ? Those Over-Priced Mansions ... Quarter - Half - Million Dollar Palaces ... Owned by Cheap-Skates ... Who Never Tip for Deliveries! Cheap Bastards! Could It Be That 'THEY' are The 'One Percenters' ? The 'Economic Inequality' Gap-Makers? The 'Blue-Chip' Stock Owners? The 'Corporate Money-Mongers'? Oh ... By The Way ... Have You Seen the Email Circulating This Week? The NFL Was Given "Non-Profit Status' ... Way Back in 1966 ! Garnered Billions n' Billions of $$$,$$$,$$$,$$$,$$$ ... For Over 47 YEARS ... TAX-FREE !!! GEE ... Could Anyone in Congress ... Have Been ... PAID OFF ??? DUH ??? As You Enjoy 'The Game'This Sunday ... Knockin' Down Your Beers ... Finger-Lickin' Your Hot Buffalo Wings ... Rootin' For The 'Home Team' ... Don't Forget To Re-Elect ... THE SAME CROOKS AGAIN! And ... Be Sure To ... PAY YOUR TAXES !!! All You Starving Middle-Class ... 99% SHEEP ! Got To SAVE the NFL - The CEO's - The Corporation Lobbyists ... YOUR 'ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES' !!! JEALOUS ? MOI ? YOU BET YOUR SWEET ARSE I AM !!! (C) - TKH. P.S. - Remember the old Boy Scout Motto? "BE PREPARED!" For this Year's IRS ... FLEECING !!!

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on February 1, 2014

I'm with you all the way. Those poor NFL board members and their tax exempt status. It seems they can't get the same advertising and merchandise money that the owners of the teams get, poor boys.

I am verging on the 20%, so I can afford gas guzzling high powered, highly modified suburban shopping mart vans that are highly subsidized by the state's drunk drivers. Thank you drunk drivers, for the $90,000 to modify the last big fat stupid brand-new gas guzzling Ford van I done had to purchase. Wish I could still drive my 1966 Olds Toronado at 100 mph everywhere, all the time. By the way, I'm on the dole. Social Security. Started at 69. Does that make me a deadbeat?

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer

Reviewed on January 31, 2014

People love to show off, especially in America. A vehicle for personal use is just transpotation. All those gas guzzlers do is say "Look at me". I always wanted a bumper stickewr that read, "You are now keeping up with the Schafer's", THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T HAVE A MONEY PROBLEM, IT'S JUST THAT THE WRONG PEOPLE HAVE ALL THE MONEY!

Michael D.

Reviewed by Jane Noponen Perinacci

Moi as well!!! I'm a waitress and those big shots are the cheapest tippers!!! Sure, they brag about their latest cruise and the cars they just bought for their kids who don't even work as they sleep the days away in those mansions you speak of. Well, got to get ready to go run my ass crazy in the restaurant. BTW, I am a RMA, but the doctor's office didn't pay as much as I make as a waitress!!

Love ya!

Jane