In the f'd up category,
no way I would consider it statutory.
Sorry to put on a claim,
even that it has my name.
Signed sealed delivered junk,
stink worse than a skunk.

More mistakes than Bush,
not the name on beans they push.
I have no excuse or shame,
it's a miracle I have anything in my name.
Slapped as a kid down,
never thought my butt would
ever come around.

I put no claim on perfection,
only on strong attitude connection.
With my tude I can face,
I am no J. Ace.
After facing up to inferior,
there's nothing worse in the mirror.

G