I like to torture them tiny cookie people, one leg at a time; then one arm at a time; then I dunk their heads in milk til they can't breathe; then I bite their heads off' and then I feed their dismembered bodies to my dogs!!!
Ed left this review on my cookie poem and I was sweetly inspired.........came up with this!
Ed Kostro The Cookie Killer!!!
A desperate cry from Cookieville Was heard through out the land An ogre by the name of Ed Crushed cookies by the hand
His step of menace thundered And cookies ran from pans They knew that Ed was coming With hunger more than grand
Ginger bread, and chocolate chip Oatmeal, sugar spice None were spared his appetite All hid from his sight
The legends of his torture Before the fateful bite He munched and crunched them slowly Then belched with pants too tight
He lived to torture cookies One leg at a time Gobbled arms, then dunked their heads Into milky slime
Drowned them just for pleasure For he had rotton teeth Soft now and complaint Stored spares in beard beneath
Mamas told their cooketts Never disobey For Ed has mighty hungers And loves a sweet buffet
The cookies had a council Ed cannot be ignored! They made a plan of action A recipe for war
They took some mud and water Cement and putty paint To mold some cookie decoys To look like what they ain't
The cookies looked delicious With scented butter spray Set up in a valley Where Ed would walk each day
Big Ed took the bait He drooled with slobbered glee Scooped up all the cookies Quick as A B C
First bite broke his front teeth Second split the bottoms In the throes of gluttony He never know what got 'em
Ed was in a rage His mouth looked like a cage From bits of cement cookies He could not disengage!
And so the hungry giant Ed Ran howling, with a mumble Now you know the old cliche
Muuhaahaa
That's how the toofie crumbles!!!
No??
That's how the Eddie fumbles???
No??
Ohhhhhhhh Yeah!!
That's how the cookie crumbles!!!
Pax A 6/13/06 (c)A Pax 2006 Says who says, they gotz not brains, huh?
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Reviews of "Ed Kostro The Cookie Killer!!! -Pt 2 Of Cookies Gotz No Brains, Or Do They "
Reminded me of the Blue Meanies in Yellow Submarine, only Ed was the Blue Meanie in this saga. He was sent off with crumbling teeth by their deceptive appeal. If the cookies could've sang they would have frozen big bad Ed right in his mud tracks as well!
Sumptious, Anita, an edible poem!
Lol! Well now I understand the inspiration for Ed's poem. Brilliantly funny, Anita. Thought that review from Ed was a little
out-of-character. Is there a dark side raging beneath a tender breast? Will the beast emerge? Only the gingerbread shadow knows. Stay tuned...
This is a killer indeed -- hilarious throughout from "Cookieville" to "cookie decoys." Thanks for sharing. My best, Gloria (by the way, I've read some of fellow AD, Ed Kostro's work, I'm sure he's loving this though.)
WOT???? Is this espionage?? Sabotage??? Hmmmm.... the Hemlock Holmes in me has deep suspicions here as to the veracity of such a comment coming from such a Friend Of The Earth And Cooking as my dear old Dad, Ed... His bountiful nature for all life animate and inanimate knows no bounds and reckon it must be some Deeper Dark Force at work to undermine his A1 Lover Of Life status.... But as to this delightful poetic tale, this rocks and runs faster than the Gingerbread Man himself... (sorry, Ed... loyalty only goes so far, you know... :)) At least you can take heart that your gorgeous poetry is savoured and enjoyed one precious mouthful at a time, Anita! And I've bin here so long that Scraper Guy is making me feel sore.... Ouch on me sunburn! LOL Kate xx
Lols...This is an absolute scream....and I don't know who to feel sorry for Ed or the cookies !
You light up the den this afternoon Anita, with this piece de resistance !
Peter
LOL hahahahaha your humor is priceless! Especially the way you can put it into poetic gems! First laugh this morning for which I thank you cause I'll be smiling all day now;-);)!!!
And, Anita, you truly know how to make my laughter RUMBLE!!! My dogs just ran into the room to see what the hell was going on in here! And now you've really scared this old drooling cookie ogre with the bulging pants; I best be on the lookout for these diabolical Cookie Decoys - I ain't got enough teeth left to give any away!!!!
Rolling on the floor, Anita! hahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhhahhahahahahahahahahhah WHAT A GIFT YOUR MEDICINE TRULY IS!!!
LOVED IT BEYOND LAUGHTER!!!! love, rhonda
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Sumptious, Anita, an edible poem!
Sandie Angel :o)
out-of-character. Is there a dark side raging beneath a tender breast? Will the beast emerge? Only the gingerbread shadow knows. Stay tuned...
Lin
Paul;-)
Love & Light,
Joseph
Well done sis!!
Love Tinka
B&R
Fee
Susan
You light up the den this afternoon Anita, with this piece de resistance !
Peter
Love,
Eileen
That Ed, pah..
Truly Enjoyed This - Thanks!!!!
LOVED IT BEYOND LAUGHTER!!!! love, rhonda