Awooooool!  So there's a party
being thrown by old Freaky Fresh Fee?
with LaBelle the Red and Vixen DeeDee?
Well, unholy hell, aint that  my que!
You know I'll make it do,  what it do!

Man, my butt sure is itchin
I think I sat in some damn ants!
chasing after the moon
made me lose my damn pants!
I'll need to take advantage of
that Spa and Bathhouse
think I done picked me up
some f_king bat louse!

I sure hope he has some good whiskey
I'm hyped and ruttin ready, feelin a lil' frisky!
Gonna wear me some Au de  Hound -O-Hell
to entice that foxy red head, Lady La Belle!
and DeeDee's ass sure is tight
I might let her have a little neck  bite
"Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Woof woof! woof!"
gotta keep my keen eyes on that damn Ed
heard it's been years since he was last fed
Wonder if FrankenRegis  will hobble in
he's always itching for some squabblin
more competition for me to kill
that amorous Rakehell, Beastly Will

I don't give a shit, I'm a ladies man indeed
on the prowl to spread my demon seed
I'll be drinkin and thinkin 'bout a pretty face
That fiery eyed Amber or sexy Chantilly Lace!
Mercy to Bela Lugosi! gimme gimme gimme!
Those witches bewitchin, got my dog bone twitchin!
"Grrrrrrrrrr, droooooool, woof woof!"

So bring on the party, spa and bathhouse cematorium
Ol' Wulph D. Bane is gonna be pullin 'em
all the babes will be wantin me at the bash
( I just hope I don't break out with that fuzzy foot rash!)
Awooooooooool!!!!