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Oink Oink, She's Pigging Out
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Oink Oink,
She's Pigging Out
By Handsum-Hart

It only took one taste
Of his loveable kiss
For her taste-buds to know
It would be a great sin
If she lived her life
Without dining on his love everyday

So oink oink she uttered
And entered into
His garden of paradise
With piggish intent
And pigged out big time
On the heart-shaped fruit
From his tree of love

She consumed so much of his love
That her name was entered into
The Guinness Book of World Records
As the heaviest woman of all times

Yet, not an inch was added
To her waistline
For all of his love
Was stored in her soul
As pounds of happiness

When it comes to his love
Pigging out, is her only
Method of consumption
Oink oink

© 03-26-2005
Ronald Howard Moman
  

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 Reviews of "Oink Oink, She's Pigging Out"
Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on May 11, 2005
Cute & fun & imaginative :)

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on April 1, 2005
A delightfully romantic offering, Ron. Thank you. Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on March 31, 2005
Yes Ron, what time is the luau (giggles). I only wish that I could have a diet like this. Very fine write Ron, and very vivid in your descriptions of love. "Yet, not an inch was added To her waistline" These words are what every woman wants. May the Lord Jesus bless you, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & (((HUGS))), Barbie

"If I have to...Then I may as well be."

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on March 31, 2005
Exceptional write!!!!

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on March 31, 2005
Excellent write Handsum, we all need to pig out on love occasionally.


Paul;-]

Reviewed on March 29, 2005
Handsum,

Very unique - crafted with conviction and finely-penned ... enjoyed this one!!

Best regards,

Robert

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on March 28, 2005
Ron, you are a scream sometimes!;-)lol! this is
playful and charming! Lovely work!

Eileen

Reviewed on March 28, 2005
Ronald,

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...not on a diet, eh?

Love has no calories. Rich in fiber, and o, so delicious!

Lovely little write--a keeper. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla. :)

Reviewed on March 28, 2005
Wonderful romantic write indeed, Ron! I enjoyed this.

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on March 28, 2005
A very Cute and So Romantic poem. I love the weight stored in her soul! Fantastic!. Marvelous!
Thanks
Lady T.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on March 28, 2005
For all of his love
Was stored in her soul

Miss Piggy truly knows how to dine!

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on March 28, 2005
Sow she enjoyed a good ole porking. Hope you did not rash-her..
And loved the sausage on the walls....(Thinks; how cheap am i)

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on March 28, 2005
Oink,Oink!!

Love Tinky The Evil One

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on March 28, 2005
Wish there was a recipe for the flesh. But the one that works will never catch on. Eat what you want but chew each mouthful 100 times. Love the imagery used in this unique and delightful poem...Was stored in her soul as pounds of happiness...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on March 28, 2005
Cute write :-)

Reviewed by Tiana ~ (Reader)
Reviewed on March 28, 2005
Now this is the kind of "pigging out" any woman would love without adding to the waistline! ;) What time is the luau? lol Awesome writing, Ronald ...


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